"I was born and raised in Fruitland, Idaho. That's the story I'm sticking to. Gotta problem with that?!"At the age of eighteen Danny Magnolia received an A&P license from the Federal Aviation Administration. He moved to California to fix airplanes for a major airline. After seventeen years of faithful service he was laid off. The airlines woes were blamed on September eleventh.While reflecting upon his life he realized what a comedy it was.Finding himself unemployed and living in a trailer in Boise, Idaho, he started building an auto restoration web site and returned to school. He graduated from BSU in May of 2005 with a 3.952 GPA in electronics. He achieved a B on a final in the last class of the last semester, ruining his 4.0. Once again reinforcing his can't-catch-a-break attitude."In February of 2005, I finally put my balls in a wheelbarrow and got on stage". Beneath a double-breasted suit, his systematic style and commanding stage presence is intriguing. With a edgy jaded east coast attitude crowds have chuckled, giggled and exploded with laughter.In December of 2005 he started to restoring a 1968 Firebird via a web cam. The restoration is now completed. He plans on driving the car around the country doing standup comedy while producing an indie film about his pathetic life. The car is set up to be raffled off in the end. Attend the show and you're entered into the sweepstakes.If your interested in more info. Take a look at his site called The Poorman's Off Chassis Restoration.com. (tpocr.com) Purchasing a T-Shirt also enters you into the sweepstakes to win the car.
My Interests
Cars, Comedy, Hunting, Fixing Things
I'd like to meet:
Anyone that doesn't have a SEX CAM.
Movies:
If you're buying, I'll like it.
Books:
I've only read 2 books from cover to cover:
The Yearling and The Da Vinci Code.
Heroes:
Mom And Dad for putting up with me for 41 years.
My Blog
Asses Screwing Up Traffic
I was cruising route 140 on my way to Winniemucca Nevada after performing in Bend Oregon. When I drove past a yellow animal caution sign. At first I thought that someone painted over the antlers of an... Posted by Danny Magnolia on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:41:00 PST
My Elbows Hurt
I finished my first Tribble Run through Montana.
First stop Missoula. I've never seen so many ugly women in one place. This RIB CLEANER was sitting in the front row. She had a gap between... Posted by Danny Magnolia on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:53:00 PST
99 friends
99 friends up against the wall. If one of them gets shot. 98 friends left on the wall. ;) Posted by Danny Magnolia on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:25:00 PST
The romance is gone
That was quick. I didn't even last a day at 69 friends. Posted by Danny Magnolia on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:26:00 PST
Friends
I now have a romantic 69 number of friends. :) Posted by Danny Magnolia on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST
I'm not a Nazi
You scored as Anarchism.
Anarchism
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Republican
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Green
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Socialist
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Democrat
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Nazi
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Fascism
33_fon... Posted by Danny Magnolia on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST