Mikey Pullman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am the spawn of a true old school nerd, a computer programmer from the 70's, and a fat, lazy, deaf woman. The oldest of five kids, I got away with the fewest debilitating psychological and physical ailments, afer being homeschooled since '89, I have a fear of overhead projectors and dry erase boards. Actually what I'm really afraid of his chandeliers. All sitting there waiting to divebomb your skull into oblivion. I know what they are up to, and I don't cotton to it. Been doing comedy for a year and a half now, and I'm finally starting to get serious about it. I spend most of my life in the comedian's universe, either writing jokes, watching jokes, being told jokes, or hanging out with those that enjoy it as much as I do. Sometimes I put things in my body just to see what happens.

My Interests

Music, internet videos, live comedy, good conversation and small amounts of narcotics.

I'd like to meet:

My favorite people are the "fringe people", the ones that decide to live life on the borders of what's acceptable or understandable. I dig comedians, artists of all sorts, poetry slammers, and musicians especially.I'd kind of like to run into Milla Jovovich on ecstacy.

Music:

I'll listen to nearly anything when I'm in the mood for it, although some of my all time favorites are Tom Petty, Billie Holiday, and Neil Diamond.

Movies:

Violence, Horror, and Science Fiction are my three favorite kinds of movies, but I also enjoy anything made by the Cohen brothers or Tarantino or any movie that makes me think. I love The Motorcycle Diaries, Memento, Legend, Tron, The Dark Chrystal, and about 50 other movies that are just too long to list here.

Television:

I really don't watch television much, which is weird seeing as I help pay the cable bill and all.

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, Steven King short stories, Clive Barker, George R.R. Martin.

Heroes:

Michael Landon, but he died of cancer. That's what you get for serving the Lord. Also Bill Hicks, Optimus Prime, and Thomas Jefferson. "That government is best which governs least.

My Blog

To my friends.

Alright guys, this is it. I'm changing this myspace over to mostly just comedic purposes. So that means that all the blogs now from here on out will actually be funny, written pieces with the intentio...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:47:00 PST

200 pounds of worthless flesh.

I'm a nice guy. Really. Well, okay, mostly. I can be pretty abrasive, and I have a tendency to be rather vocal when I'm displeased with someone. Also; I do not suffer fools lightly, so there are plent...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST

Pascal’s Wager explained...Logic is boring!!!

This is a loooong, boring refutation to Pascal's Wager, so unless you like theology, logic, or passionate disagreement, this will probably bore them piss out of you. First of all, I'd like to apologiz...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST

This really is kind of gross.

So I had my first makeout session with somebody I met in a bar last weekend. And now I'm coughing up things that look like entire egg yolks, once heaving so violently I'm pretty sure I cracked somethi...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:51:00 PST

Ladies; my gift to you.

I have now been single for six months. Not that it's hard work, what with being all fat and everything, but it's the second longest I've ever been single since dating. I'm pretty happy*, about the way...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

National Coming Out Day.

Today is national comming out day. I'm bisexual. I don't care if it upsets you because it is who I am. Hate me if you will, but I for one will not hide. If it offends you, I wish I could say I'm sorr...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:55:00 PST

Fun with bulletin surveys.

MY STORY.Hi, my name is: Mikeybut you can call me: Captain Blasto, Space Pirate from the FUTURE!!! I'll also accept He-Man, Boy Wonder, or Steve. I just like the name Steve. Never in my life have I: k...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

I’m an explosion of real fruity flavor!!!

I have to be at work in 11 minutes. Not going to happen. I can't sleep because I'm too tired from not sleeping, I want something to drink but someone decided it was okay to drink everything I had in ...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

A new begining...again?

The move is finally over, rent is paid, and I have power again so I can see my hands at night*. But now, now I barely seem to have the ability to get out of bed. Maybe if someone could...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:47:00 PST

Definition.

Who am I? I'm the guy who not only notices the 300 lb. slovenly woman in line at the checkout stand, but starts a running commentary on her, her filthy children, and how her life would probably b...
Posted by Mikey Pullman on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST