The president: to tell him he's a douche bag. Mickey Mantle:to see if I could out drink him. John Belushi: he should be on everyones list. Henry Miller: to see who has a worse case of the clap. Chris Rock: to talk race and politics. Doug Stanhope: to ask him why such a funny man would do such a lame TV show. Phillip Seymour Hoffman: for acting tips. Jesus: to see if he could heal my clap. Hitler: Just so whoever is reading this will ask, "Hitler?"