"Stories are like spiders, with they long legs, and stories are like spiderwebs, which man get himself tangled up in but which look so pretty when you see 'em under a leaf in the morning dew, and in the elegant way that they connect to one another, each to each." - Neil Gaiman
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I'd like to meet:
...my future Daughter, Justin and Donnie Kirke, Nelson Mandela, Bill Clinton, Kofi Anan, The Dalai Lama, Billy Collins, Damien Rice, Bono, , Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Steven Spielberg, Roman Polanski, James Cameron, J.J. Abrams, Clint Eastwood, Robert Altman, Jim Sheridan, Aaron Sorkin, Niel Gaiman, Terry Prtachet, Jim Crace, Michael Chabon, and JK Rowling.
Music:
Damien Rice... U2... A Perfect Circle... Tool... Live... early Pearl Jam... Led Zepplin... Stillwater... early Black Sabbath... Bus... Portishead... The Who... mid-career Pink Floyd... David Gilmour... Semi-Famous... Seth Asa... Visitor Zero... Jurassic 5... Antic... Colin Hay... Van Morrison... Sekou tha Misfit ... Matthew Lindley Mistake... Soundgarden... Unplugged Nirvana... COMEDIANS: Nick Scierne (miss ya brother. stay out of those damn spools.)... David Cross... Eddie Izzard... John O'Hagan... Mitch Headberg...
Movies:
In America... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... Adaptation... 12 Monkeys...Schindler's List... The Graduate... 28 Days Later... Labrynth... A Very Long Engagement... Amelie... Lord of the Rings... The Spongebob Squarepants Movie... A Series of Unfortunate Events... Casablanca... the first Star Wars... The Last Starfighter... Closer... Back to the Future... Tigerland... Serenity... Munich... Hero... Angels in America PLAYS (LIKE MOVIES AND T.V. BUT WITHOUT THE BOX): Entropy, Apology, Deconstructing Eve, Off the Pale Horse (written by me, check your local bookseller) Titus Andronicus, Marot Zod, Angels in America, Quills, Equus, Polish Joke, Puna the Fuck-Dog and Other Stories for Children, Wit, King Lear, A Few Good Men.
Television:
Mythbusters... Little Brittain... Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip... West Wing (seasons one through four)... Lost (what the fuck was season two?)... The Simpsons (The early seasons. The new stuff blows)... Countdown with Keith Olberman... The Daily Show... The Colbert Report... and, um, Project Runway...
Books:
Gerald The Duck by ME!... The Trouble With Poetry: and other poems by Billy Collins... A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn (this book will blow your mind)...The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night... Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince... Good Omens... The Color of Magic... Everything is Illuminated... The Chronicles of Narnia... Dubliners... Anansi Boys... A Clockwork Orange... And Then There Were None...Life of Pi... The Giver... Catcher in the Rye... Me Talk Pretty One Day... Summerland... The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay... A Long Way Down... The Brothers Karamotzoff... Animal Farm... The Israelis by Donna Rosenthal
Heroes:
My Mother... Mr Wicklund, my sixth grade teacher... Richard Klaustch... NElson Mandella... Bill Clinton... Yitzhak Rabin... WWII vets... Jim Henson... Charlie Kaufman... Billy Collins...
