things to be afraid of pt. 17... |
i keep having dreams about toilets overflowing...and there's always shit in them...but i'm in a public restroom and even though its never my shit i'm positive that whoever comes in will think its mine...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:49:00 PST |
inevitably trapped surfing the golden crests of your ’oh my!’ inspiring unibrow.... |
i need a job...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST |
this morning, i ate your ego... |
brainstorming or coffee makes the synapses hot (said like: HAWT) lava....(said like: LAW-VUH)
-rum-mango sorbet with chili powder...
-poopsender.com..
-ill fitting bike tires that car...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:46:00 PST |
more to the point... |
that's when i had the cocktail napkin folded into something like a minivan with pointed tires, or your mom's face, and i said to this really tall brunette that i met through this friend who, not ...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:01:00 PST |
believe everything... |
today as i slipped into a maddening fit of Geekdom i learned this about Armagnac, a brandy similar to Cognac and comprised mostly of the same grapes but distilled in a slightly dif...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST |
how shall i count the ways... |
i like to go to 'dream interpretation' websites...
today i punched in 'fire' and got a very concise, shockingly to the point (i will giggle alone at my sarcasm) response:
sexual frustra...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:58:00 PST |
probably, im NOT right... |
i'm going to pretend i just ran into you at the grocery store...
i'm buying 6 red or orange colored gatorades, because, well there's a 10 for 10 deal and today i'm opposed to drinking anything that's ...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST |
i will always let you pick which fortune cookie you want... |
sometimes i'm positive the feeble old christians that live next door are just waiting for a warm, cloudy night to sneak over cloaked in the darkness and steal me away to their God shrine...stuff ...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST |
take the BOI nonstop... |
tick tick tick...the nonsleep is back in full force again...how glamorous...
there are little fish swimming on my phone screen...my phone has a screen saver..(?)..digital undersea serenity...i can see...
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:12:00 PST |
strings tied to balloons... |
on my bike ride home tonight--everything smelled like punkin' pie....
post:
girl in bathroom stall nextdoor (or, adjacent) to mine said, and i quote--'don't get me wrong; to some it's erotic......
Posted by ...InkBlot... on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:50:00 PST |
