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About Me

When you've brewed up some trouble in the woods or in public, I'm the one you step to.
I know most of you think you're doo-doo is too good for me but the way people keepin' they porcelin on lock-down it's only a matter of time 'fo you make a deposit in my vault.
These are but a few of the many roads you may travel but they all lead to me. Keep this list handy, it just might save you some precious time you ain't got:
Outhouse
Blue
Hot House
Osama's Hideout
Doo-Doo Den
The Vault
Honey Bucket
Desert Sauna
Shithouse
Plastic Can
Fortress of Solitude
Poor King's Throne

My Interests

Poetry. Here are some of my favorites:
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.
Here I sit, buns a flexin', givin' birth to another Texan.
Here I sit all hot and dirty, tryin' to hide until 4:30
Here I sit, getting a rash, another victim, of backsplash.
Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
Here I sit, in a trance, liquid shit pouring from my ass.

I'd like to meet:

This pioneering, heroic Mexican astronaught.

Also, my nasty German cousin

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Movies:

Castaway. Tom Hanks would have never gotten off that island without me.

Television:

Yo Mama! 'cause my man in the New York season got it right when he said
"Yo Mamas like a public toilet; free, and disgusting."
Outhouse

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Books:

I don't know, cause most people just tryin' to hold they breath.

Heroes:

Construction men.
They are my main client and have shared more with me than I could ever repay them.
So don't try to step to me in no tie!
Another day at the office

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