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milkshake

i'm shake zula... the mic rule-a

About Me

smooth n creamy.so i had added marilyn monroe, and said she was the most gorgeous six toed lady ever.... she kicked me off. *sigh* apparently marilyn didn't like milkshakes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

boys in the yard, and people older than 16 .... no more kiddies on MS

Music:

i love KELIS. there's 1 line, from 1 song that wiill stick in my head everytime i hear it: from the new twista jamie foxx song ( i don't know why i've heard it either) "got a light skinned friend looks like michael jackson...... got a dark skinned friend looks like michael jackson..." damn corny as hell. but if you watch the vid, it's some funny ish.

Movies:

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My Blog

i've got 69 problems but a bitch aint one

1.PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS OUT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT? small one on my right upper eyelid, from when the cat was a kitten, and poked hew claw thru it. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? bo...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hola lookinng for gift ideas

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Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more than you ever wanted to know about me

You Are a Snowbird Vibe! You're veritible sex machine Wrapped in a pretty, innocent package You've learned plenty of naughty tricks... And had a few named after you Like this vibe? Get more i...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hooray for darwin

The 2004 Darwin Award winners THE 2004 DARWIN AWARDS Yes, these are all true. They are finally out again. It's an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by ...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

awesome

haha he loses his eyes!! Cryptopsaras couesi Nickname/translation: Triplewart sea devil These fish have smooth, dark brown to black bodies with no scales, and a female "triplewart sea devil" can grow ...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy crap

-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and af...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whole list

-A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with som...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a partner, a play-mate, a friend a curious and open mind someone to cuddle with to hold and be held by someone to with whom to make love, tenderly as we feel it, carnally a...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

took a bunch of silly tests today

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Whichmeans you're rare or that you cheated :P You'rethe kind of chick that can hang out with yourboyfriend's friends and be silly. You don'tcare about presents...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i met a harlem globetrotter once.... so, i'm obsessed with: http://tuckermax.com/bd.htm [funniest site EVER btw] in his spirit, i've decided to write about the funnier situations i've been in, m...
Posted by milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST