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little coquette

While Eeyore frets ...... and Piglet hesitates ... and Rabbit calculates ... and Owl pontificates ..

About Me

do not mistake my kindness for weakness. also, for what it's worth these days, i make an effort to be in all things a lady.

My Interests

slow dancing to no music. holding hands. running in the rain.
live music, meeting new people. slumber parties, good books, eggnog lattes. snugglykins, and cuddle monsters. making the men in my life happy. sharing a nice bottle of champagne with nice people. and if you can round up a '88-95 Chateau D'Yquem Sauternes , you're my friend. (if you notice i even took the time to learn how to hyperlink that for ya;) ) go ahead click it

I'd like to meet:

A. If you did not have to look up what my MS name means (which, no, is not my real name) then msg me, we'd get along :)

B. people that don't drive me effing crazy...
someone that'll take the stripper off of my couch (what you do with her, is your business)
boys who pay for dinner
responsible adults
people who can eat spaghetti without getting sauce on thier shirt
boys who bathe once a day
someone who'd cut their ear off for me
good back/calf/foot rub givers
disease free individuals
cat lovers (my fattie is the the friendliest kitty you'll ever meet)
college edumacted individuals

C. meticulous note-takers/ habitual line steppers

Music:

phil ochs, bob dylan, rodrigo y gabriela, HARMAR superstar. don't laugh, but i love Tim McGraw.the black keys, hendrix, white stripes, r &b, hip hop, portishead, etta james, nina simone, marvin gaye, 80's, coldplay, tears for fears,world vibe, sergent garcia, KROQ-y stuff, blues,(old school), jazz, muddy waters, champion jack dupris, john lee hooker, leadbelly, santana, old madonna, color me badd, NIN, prodigy, marc anthony, sublime, bb king (there's so many, are you still reading this? if so, you kick ass,a gold star and a cookie for you, thank you), les nubians, erykah badu, i'm sure there's more without relating to you my entire CD collection.

Movies:

i do like night of the hunter, cape fear, vertigo, finding nemo, breakfast club, secretary, abs of steel, shaft, the PIE trilogy, notorious CHO, zoolander, old school, ET, dangerous liasons, momento, life as a house, el rey leon, royal tennenbaums, confessions of a dangerous mind, and a beautiful mind.

Books:

their eyes were watching god, mistress lorelai's "mistress manuel", 1984, the bible, the hasbro scrabble dictionary, esquires "everything a man should know about sex", aesops fables, Night, i know why the caged bird sings,

Heroes:

imelda marcos (i too am a shoe freak), you, for reading this whole page. two gold stars and a cookie.

My Blog

my own application

Your name: courtney allyson Your email:messanging me here is easiestYour age:25Your sex: male (This is non-negotiable. Sorry.) except for me& femaleYour occupation: freelance interpreter (english to A...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sweeter than a bowl of steamin cradaddies

Houston's Oral Mastery (Thanks Houston!) Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: HoustonDate: Mar 1, 2005 10:59 AMHello,Well I hope u enjoy reading this...HBMen suck at eating ...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this one time in miami pt 2 "hookerisha and the zebra boots"

We decide to get all hookered up and go to the one club we'd found in Ft. Lauderdale, not yet being old enough to go to the bars in South Beach. While the first few days had been non-eventful, less m...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this one time in miami pt.1 "drew"

so, i've decided to get back to my stories in the intrest of your entertainment at my expense. so this one time.... in Miami. velly and i went to miami, our first trip i believe. it all star...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hollywoods squares say the darndest things

If you remember the original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares game show responses were s...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

viva pedro

Alright, so we've all seen the long lists titled, "You Know you live in________ ," So, I've decided to start a "PEDRO" list. All you that live in Pedro type something in, and pass it on to you friends...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bored

... and lonely. perhaps a little depressed even, damn rainclouds. damn mild seasonal depression. damn strippers on the couch, delaying my ability to roam freely throughout the apartment. damn ninte...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hilarity 2

evil_sarah: So you like bbws? VictimX4: Nope...I Luv BBW"S...;o))) evil_sarah: You're sort of cute. VictimX4: ThanXXX...;o))) VictimX4: Am Truly Honored... evil_sarah: You look like you really kn...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hilarity3

sweet17: Hibloodninja: hellobloodninja: who is this?sweet17: just a someone?bloodninja: A someone I know?sweet17: nopebloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?sweet17: well sorrrrrrysweet17:...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hilarity4 ?

CYBER HOTNESS PART NINE Body: Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l?kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u?Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usaBigbenny02: want to cyber?kwazyfwies: yeskwazyfwies: you start ok?Bigbenny02: ok thenBigbenny0...
Posted by little coquette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST