43 Pranks to Play at Work That May or May Not Get You Fired (from experience) |
Photocopy an entire dictionary and fax it to the CFO.
Call phone-sex numbers and transfer the calls at random.
"Accidentally" send a personal e-mail to the entire company voicing your disappro...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
50 Useless Facts |
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A rai...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Tax time |
taken from cnn.com
Illegal drug tax: At least 11 states, including Alabama, North Carolina and Nevada, tax people who possess illegal drugs. Usually, though, you have to be in possession of ...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WORST THINGS TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE (from experience) |
WORST THINGS TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE
by Liam McEneaney
I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
I know we just met and this...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Something Better than smiley faces.... :) |
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
( + )( + ) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Reasons Why ALCOHOL should be served at work |
It reduces work-related stress claims.
It leads to more honest communication and openness with ideas.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with ...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How lucky we are -- seriously |
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following.
There would be...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Finals time: study strategies |
Fun things to do in a final exam that you have not studied
for, and you are going to fail the class anyways!
Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Female Personal Ads Translations |
40-ish Really means...
48
Athletic Really means...
Flat-chested.
Average looking Really means...
Ugly.
Beautiful Really means...
Pathological liar
Educated ...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why I am overworked |
For a couple years I've been blaming it on
lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
but now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked!
The population of this coun...
Posted by GK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
