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About Me

Hi, I'm the chain lock on your apartment door. You should be glad I'm around because I'm the last line of defense between an intruder and YOU! After the doorknob lock and deadbolt are toast, I'm still there protecting your safety. I may look like just a chintsy piece of chain, but BELIEVE ME, I can kick some serious ASS, YO!

My Interests

Public safety, chess, chain letters

I'd like to meet:

A nice mahogany door, a cedar closet, brass polish, WD40

Music:

The Doors, Alice in Chains, Doors of the 21st Century, Chained Youth, Alicia Keys

Movies:

The Doors, Chain Reaction, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Behind the Green Door, Revolving Door, Stranger At My Door, Chain of Command, Chain Letters, Lock Up, Lock & Key

Television:

I can't see the TV from here

Books:

"Chain Door Lock Operator's Manual"

Heroes:

ADT, Brinks Home Security, Pinkerton Security, Stanley Locks, Brasso, Kwikset

My Blog

New neighbor

Well, a new neighbor moved in today. His name is Deadbolt Jr. and he is replacing my old freind Deadbolt Sr. who has retired and moved to Del Boca Vista. Anyway Jr. was a little stand-offish at firs...
Posted by Chainlock on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST

Bummed

Things aren't going so good. My shrink has me on Xanax and Zoloft and it isn't really helping. My fulltime job as a lock isn't paying all my bills and I need to find part time work to make...
Posted by Chainlock on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:18:00 PST

T-Day

Well I had a nice, relaxing t-giving. Had the house to myself, put on some Dylan, chilled with my buds, surfed Myspace. A nice day. December is gonna be pretty hectic for me, so it w...
Posted by Chainlock on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST

Damn!

People are so damn lazy! How long does it take to lock me?!? Like 2 seconds! Yet the people in this apartment only lock me like half the time! They always turn the doorknob lock and ...
Posted by Chainlock on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:50:00 PST