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Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition

crossed and torn until you are born

About Me

I am an American actor and writer. These two things are all I've ever wanted to be since fifth grade. I won the class vote that year and got to write, direct and star in our annual Christmas play (this sort of thing is a huge honor when you're eleven years old). As soon as it dawned on me that I could actually get paid to do it, I was hooked. Instant junkie forever looking for that first time rush and fix.

My Interests

Nipples, robots and the artwork of Ashley Wood.

I'd like to meet:

Jack Nicholson, Charlize Theron, Leonard Nimoy, Prince, Al Gore, Natalie Portman, and this thing called God.

Music:

Ghost Slap, NIN, AC/DC, Primus, the soundtrack to Blade Runner, wolves howling at night and most birds.

Movies:

Stop-motion animation creates new life forms in the second dimension. That alone makes it my favorite genre. It's like puppetry with a seemingly supernatural electric string leading straight from the animator's hand as actor...and Ray Harryhausen is the best.

Television:

The Price Is Right (with Bob Barker). He should have worked until he died onstage.

Books:

Zen in the Art of Writing by Ray Bradbury.

Heroes:

The Green Lantern and my sisters.

My Blog

The Button Lady

I was trying to buy a pair of scissors two days ago at JoAnne Fabrics. And I was having a tough time finding them in the store. So I went to one of the clerks who was busy taking buttons out of a box,...
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:35:00 PST

softpad

tree damn linesholding watersaidyesyou can pass hereafter months and years and leavesand grasslong as leaves and leavesflying hand inlandthese are not seen bluewidewater widetea leaves to drinksomeyel...
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

ELECTRIC APRICOT on dvd!

It just arrived. On your local shelf.Buy it now before it's too late!National Lampoon has just released Les Claypool's directorial debut with the mockumentary, Electric Apricot.I play a supporting rol...
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:48:00 PST

The devil is winning

Is it ironic or coincidence the most well-supported saviors of the world, democracy and capitalism, have become the doomsday team of the planet?
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST

george w. bush

sickopsychococainesmurf-- Dian Bachar
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:10:00 PST

straight lines get curved

I was drunkand I said mean things;things I meant to be meanand things mean notever meantto be sentbut the confusionof the twomakes it hardto circumvent-- Dian Bachar...
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:50:00 PST

plaid

my granddad hadwornfor the sum of somesales eventa sad web of coloracrosshis torsoand legs-- Dian Bachar
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:42:00 PST

confusion in the market

Is that Jackie Chan?No, that's a bowl of flan.Is that Jackie Chan?No, that's a man jacking off in a can.Is that Jackie Chan?No, that's a 1970's conversion van.(pointing wildly) Is that Jackie Chan?(wh...
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

top hat

daddy drinksbecauseyou cry-- Dian Bachar
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:48:00 PST

avocado

I stabbed my hand in the palm pushing nearly to the end and now it's hot and it burns and all the things my things inside take ache straight roads to the bone -- Dian Bachar...
Posted by Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:51:00 PST