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Jolene

Hold my drink bitch...

About Me

Well I am a smart ass, I am open-minded. I like meeting new people and hangin out when I get the chance. I have an odd-ball sence of humor, but at the same time I really enjoy an intellectual conversation. I like doing new things, and going to new places. I really hate talking about myself, I can never think of anything to say, so this is probly really LAME. I have two AWESOME daughters. They are Zoe, and Alexis, they are the motivation for everything I do.

My Interests

Pinstriping,Computers, Cars, Fairies, Unicorns, Bettie Page, Tattoos, Piercings, Comic books, Mark Ryden, Salvador Dali. I have a wierd collection of toilets, like figureines, not the actual toilet. I like watching cheesy horror movies, doing hair and hangin out with friends. I also have a pit bull, and a lovely ferret, they are the best two animals in the world!!

I'd like to meet:

People that can laugh at anything, and have a great sense of humor, as well as be able to hold up a real conversation. I mostly only looking for people from my past, so please do not request to add me if I dont know you. I am not trying to have a million "friends" that I dont know, and I am not on here to find the love of my life... I aint lookin for no baby daddy!

Music:

Bad Religion, The Cure, White Stripes, Operation Ivy, Madonna, 7-Seconds, Social Distortion, Naked Aggression, X-Ray Specks, Maroon 5, RHCP, KMFDM, Green Day, The Get-up Kids, Madison Ave, Eve, Outcast, Dr Dre, Eminem, Easy E, Reverend Horton Heat, Flametrick Subs, Floggin Molly, Riverboat Gamblers, Lynard Skinnard, Joan Jett, , Cher, Bloodhound Gang, Disco (the 54 soundtrack is badass!), I am sure you get the gist....

Movies:

Lord of the Rings (all of them), Run Ronnie Run, Fight Club, The Cell, Vanilla Sky, Ice Age, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Shrek 2, Butterfly Effect, Suicide Kings, Swingers, Sin City, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Clerks, Not Another Teen Movie, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon (both versions), 28 Days, Donnie Darko, Texas Chainsaw Masacre (old one and new one), Gia, The Transporter, Freddy vs. Jason, Underworld, Ravenous, Orgasmo, Basketball, Canibal the Musical, any Troma movies, Pricilla Queen of the Desert (yes I know I cant spell), any John Waters, Killing Zoe, Shallow Grave, Bowling for Columbine, The Big One, Fahrenheit 9/11, Napolean Dynamite, Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Forest Gump, Yellow Submarine, What About Bob, Trainspotting, Teasarama, Wrong Turn, U Turn, The Gift, May, Jersey Girl, TEAM AMERICA - WORLD POLICE, Akira, Battle Royale, Battle Royale II, Ichi the Killer, Ju-On, and Cheeks 12.

Television:

mostly The Discovery channels (ER, Parametics, wierd crap), TLC, Animal Planet, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Drawn Together, Dave Chappelle, I also love the CURRENT channel, its pretty kick ass.

Books:

STIFF The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, Amityville Horror, Lord of the Rings (all of them), I Never Saw the Sun Rise, The Girls He Adored, Enders Game, The Speaker for the Dead, Enders Shadow, Enchantment, Xenocide, The Shadow of the Hedgemon, Silver Wolf, Damnation Game, The Sandman, Neverwhere, Bitten, The Promiss and COMICS (HATE, Sandman, Preacher, Death, The Dreaming, Lenore, Patrick the Wolf Boy, Sock Monkey, Squee and JTHM) ect.

My Blog

New Year, New Job

Ok I actually did it, I got a new job!!! It was so wierd to leave Wells Fargo, I mean I know it isnt a long time but I have been there for about 6 years and its so crazy with a new job. So I started l...
Posted by Jolene on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

HATE

So HATE is a pretty strong word, and it takes some pretty STRONG events for me to use it, however all that considered I am feeling pretty hatefull. I felt I was doing a friend a favor by watching, or ...
Posted by Jolene on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:31:00 PST

Snake Bite

Well the other day I was cleaning Monty's (the ball python) aquarium, and a friend was helping me. I was holding Monty and he was diggin in and getting the crap out. Well at first Monty was just check...
Posted by Jolene on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST

Lizard on the loose

Well the other day I was feeding Ziggy, and I always leave his cage open cause its just easier, and he came out! He hasnt done that since I got him but it was very cool. After about 45 minutes he went...
Posted by Jolene on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Things that are supposed to happen, will find a way

Well I am not so much a christian, however I am a big believer in shit happening for a reason, kinda like destiny (i just dont like putting it that way).  Anyhow, here I am looking into school, a...
Posted by Jolene on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:29:00 PST

Good Ol' Carpal Tunnel

Amie Laughs at me cause I have all these ailments and I'm so young, but hey its something I am used to. I mean I am on a first name basis with my pharmasist and know all the Doctors at the E.R. Anyhow...
Posted by Jolene on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST

Quaker update :)

 About 6 weeks ago my Quaker, Cleo, tried to pick a fight with my ferret, and lost :(. Unfortunatly I didnt think she would do that and now know better. At first it didnt look good, they thought ...
Posted by Jolene on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST

LONG TIME NO SEE EVERYONE!

Well for those of  you that actually miss me on here, here is an update. I just got done with carpal tunnel surgery on my left hand and in about 6 weeks i will get my right hand cut into for the ...
Posted by Jolene on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

Dont ask if you dont want to know.

Girls always ask the best questions, like do I look fat in this, and does this make my ass look big? Well last night I had the pleasure of asking one of these questions, I was wearing these shorts cau...
Posted by Jolene on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

losses

I have an emptyness that wont go away It's something I thought would pass with time And it makes me wonder if this thing I lost Was even ever rightfully mine. I miss the talks we had I miss the frien...
Posted by Jolene on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST