Philadelphia cops are the greatest cops in the world |
So I'm driving home from a party ith 42 down the sides of my car and no license plate drunk. Obviously a great combination. So I get pulled over. Gasp? Dude comes up I explain him the deal that I ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:25:00 GMT |
2009 |
2009's almost here.
The year I get my car (month really, I'm gettin it at the end of january)
and then I'ma get my tux for my sister's wedding, then get a really good video camera so I can make short ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:48:00 GMT |
Comedic tragedy |
The romantic who dies alone
A comedic tragedy
Loves so much and gains so little
I guess that in itself is the most romantic thing
To love just for the sake of loving
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:42:00 GMT |
I am banned for life from six flags |
For hugging a giant tortoise/turtle whatever the fuck it was
they had random giant turtles in a fenced in area and I said I was gonna hug it, and I guess no one figured I'd do it
I hopped two fences a...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:27:00 GMT |
When there’s no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth. |
If this phrase from the Bible makes you believe in zombies, you're very silly.I've noticed far too many people think that one day when the world is on its way out, there will be rotting corpses walkin...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:31:00 GMT |
Superfriends, the original Justice League |
pervis mcnealy: superfriends is silly cuz if ya think about it
pervis mcnealy: all you really need si superman to take care of all their problems
Danny Is Awesome: or so one might think...
pervis mcne...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:00:00 GMT |
Cat Kingdom vs Human Emotion |
Cat Kingdom vs Human Emotionby Bo HenryI got the heart of a lionbut it's catchin on fireI got the hope of a liarand it's getin pretty direI got the will of a cheetahbut it's gettin off trackI got the ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:03:00 GMT |
In your eyes Im not worth it, gimme back my alcohol. |
"I'm sick of this all you do is sit around all day!"
"What else am I supposed to do?"
"Work!"
"I don't need to!"
"Everyone needs to!"
"You don't work!"
"You're supposed to be the man!"
"What are you c...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:09:00 GMT |
A True American Princess Story |
Once Upon a Time,
There was a young U.S. Marine who fell in love with a Princess of Bahrain (a small island country in the Persian Gulf), but it could not be. She was to marry royal blood, if sh...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:26:00 GMT |
Words a Year Late |
Words a Year Lateby Bo Henry
For all things consideredI am bitterI don't like anything
Massive aggressionDeep depressionGive me back my ring
Simon saysSimon doSimon lost his shoe
If you keep doin thin...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:08:00 GMT |
