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· B E N · P ·™

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -Mark Twain

About Me

My name is Ben Parker and I would like to be your friend.

I am one of the weirdest, lamest, and most random people you will ever meet.

But hey, being normal is boring and overrated.

My dream is to write novels and create my own cartoon.

I enjoy classic books, movies, and television.

I am a whore at learning random facts about random things such as when certain movies came out and what different abbreviations stand for.

I love cats!

If you actually want to be my friend at this point, you're awesome! I envy you!

AIM= ClonedByMartians
MSN= [email protected]
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My Interests

Writing, Reading, Drawing, Computers, Film, Movie Making, Animation, Nintendo 64, Bed, Sharpies

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Louis C.K, Mike Judge, Emma Watson, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Joel Osteen, Bill Nye the Science Guy

Music:

Powerman 5000, Smash Mouth, Hootie and the Blowfish, Matchbox 20, The Offspring, 3 Doors Down, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Nirvana, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Rob Zombie, Bon Jovi, Hoobastank, Seether, Third Eye Blind, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Movies:

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Star Wars, Harry Potter, BASEketball, Office Space, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Sling Blade, Liar Liar, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Breakfast Club, Goldeneye, The World Is Not Enough, The Matrix, A Clockwork Orange

Television:

South Park, The Simpsons, Full House, Roseanne, King of the Hill, Dexter, Lucky Louie, Death Note, 8 Simple Rules, Spongebob, That's My Bush, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Books:

Harry Potter, A Clockwork Orange, Death Note, The Chronicles of Narnia, Mark Twain, Joel Osteen, Nicholas Sparks

Heroes:



"Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad."

R.I.P Daddy
October 24, 1953 - December 2, 1996

My Blog

Life is Interesting, Isnt It?

Wow. Not too long from now, I will be 20. In the past 20 years of my life, I have learned a lot, but there is still so much I still do not know or understand. I would think the older I get, the easier...
Posted by · B E N · P ·™ on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:41:00 PST

I Want to Talk About...You.

Leave Your Name Fun GameLeave your name and...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. ...
Posted by · B E N · P ·™ on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:24:00 PST

Making The Invisible Visible

A little boy met a blind man. The boy began asking him a lot of questions about what it is like to be blind. The boy finally came up with an interesting question.The boy asked, "Do you have dreams?" T...
Posted by · B E N · P ·™ on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:28:00 PST

The Pursuit of Happiness

In life, we all share one common, everyday goal: the pursuit of happiness. It is only natural for all of us to constantly struggle to find ways to be happy, no matter how happy or sad our lives curren...
Posted by · B E N · P ·™ on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:23:00 PST