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About Me

"Being a star captain's not an easy thing to do, but my life is better than it was during those work days and TV nights" - Corn Mo "Being A Star Captain"
I don't wear pants. I do, however, make movies. I'm not famous, which is why you have absolutely no idea who I am.
This profile more "public" or something.... So when Don't Let's Start is done, all the stalkers can come here and leave comments about how much they hate me, because that's what the internet is for. All it really means is there are fewer people on the other one, and I sometimes post surveys if I'm bored.
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"It is not childish to live with uncertainty, to devote oneself to a craft rather than a career, to an idea rather than an institution. It's courageous and requires a courage of the order that the institutionally co-opted are ill equipped to perceive. They are so unequipped to perceive it that they can only call it childish, and so excuse their exploitation of you"
~ David Mamet
"Objectively looking at the world, you're the only people alive on the earth today - all the people who created tradition, created countries, & created rules ... THEM FUCKERS ARE DEAD. Why don't you start your own world while you got the chance?" -- Bill Hicks as Elvis
"We artists and entertainers work our entire lives to have our work viewed by others. But the truth is, when people finally see it, it's somewhat humiliating."
-- Lloyd Kaufman
from "All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger"
"Caring about whether something 'makes sense' or 'promotes violence' only leads to writer's block and ultimately suicide. I don't play that game."
-- Stephen Colbert
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life"
-- Homer Simpson
"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."
-- George Carlin

My Interests

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There are things about me you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you SHOULDN'T understand. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

My Blog

The Texas Frightmare Massacre (teaser 1)

I'm serving as a co-producer on the next feature from Joe Francis! We're trying to raise 2 grand via eBay before we shoot in April and at the Texas Frightmare Weekend in May! Check it out: ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:14:00 GMT

Vote For "Catch Your Eye" on FUNNY OR DIE!!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:26:00 GMT

Blog Theater 17: You Want To See Whats In My Head

Long time, no Blog Theater but...  I now have 3 videos to post for good reason!The trailer is for Joe Francis' brand stinking new feature film Garage Fever! I play The Phat Guy and was a co-produ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Betty Imagery

Chris Durham's "The Betty" continues on, hopefully wrapping up next month (I'm dying to get a fucking haircut and there's no money for wigs). Chris's Hate City Blog has more.Oatmeal (me) and Archie (C...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Catch Your Eye

Comment and rate! Woo hoo!
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:38:00 GMT

George Carlin

1937 - 2008. A true genius is gone. I was lucky enough to see him 3 times over the years and wish I'd seen him the last time he came through town.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:54:00 GMT

Vote For Joe’s New Funny Or Die Video!

This is quite NSFW. ..>GayMM on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:28:00 GMT

The Garage Fever Interview


Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:29:00 GMT

Joe’s "Dade & Alex" on FunnyOrDie.com! VOTE!

Joe Francis’ "Dade & Alex Rob A Bank" is on FunnyOrDie.com! Vote ’cause it’s funny. ..Dade & Alex Rob a Bank on FunnyOrDie. com..
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:56:00 GMT

Blog Theater 16: You Got To Help Me

The trailer this time out is for The Dark Knight, as it looks pretty cool... RIP Heath Ledger. Jon Spencer Blues Explosion was the first band to enlist the great Weird Al Yankovic to direct a...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT