No better than when I was 12 (video games) |
A couple weeks ago I celebrated my 29th birthday by drinking a six pack of geritol and watching reruns of the Ed Sullivan show. Or at least that's how I felt I should be spending it as 29 sort of scar...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:02:00 PST |
Sleep as a Drug |
Has it ever occured to you that sleep beats any drug hands down?
If you think about it long enough, sleep is really like the ultimate drug. And you can make it yourself. And it's free. Sometimes...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Life at 1.5x |
A couple weeks ago, I settled me bum onto the couch to watch an episode of Oz. If you're unfamiliar with the show, it's a romantic comedy that aired on HBO. If you are familiar with it, then you know ...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST |
A rough and sick but fun 24 hours |
A couple weeks ago, Jarrod Harris, a comic out of Atlanta, called me and asked if could come work with him as a feature at a club in Goldsboro, NC. I was hap...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:21:00 PST |
things you don't really ever think about sweeping into a dustpan...revealed!! |
I was at work the other night doing all the sidework chores you have to do before you go home, and I was sweeping around the tables where a big party had just left, and I'm sweeping and I brush someth...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST |
If this doesn't make you laugh then you're dead inside... |
I was at work the other night, waiting tables, in a rush and a shitty mood. It was one of those nights were everyone seems to be full of odd, annoying requests.
"Can you ask the sushi chef to cut the...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST |
A beach trip I could never afford but didn't have to |
I'm not at work! Yay! I was supposed to work. I've been given a second chance at life. Huzzah!I was all ready to do my thing and a co worker walked in looking to pick up a shift. When he asked, in my ...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST |
The time a tree stole my glasses and I almost killed this lady |
Awhile ago I was out jogging around my neighborhood and I was getting tired and started to head back home. I was taking my usual route and there's this stretch of sidewalk with a row of trees growing ...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:18:00 PST |
Fresh Ground Comics Flyer |
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Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:05:00 PST |
Grizzly Man - The Most Unintentionally Funny Movie Ever |
The other night I rented Grizzly Man, a documentary about this guy who lived, unarmed and mostly alone, among great big giant fucking grizzly bears in some remote corner of Alaska for 13 consecutive s...
Posted by RUSSELL EHRETT on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:30:00 PST |
