aug 7th 08 shit that i forgot to post |
did you hear about that bush book thats coming out? where the author interviewed, on the record, a guy from the cia and he said they told bush to his face that saddam had no weapons of mass destructio...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:32:00 GMT |
bad nurse |
i saw a woman at starz last night that really made me concerned about the quality of health care in this state. she was blitzed. like you do. on a wednesday night. at 11:30 pm. anyways, she was cute a...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT |
what im stewing on right now |
i like to stew on certain things. not the same but whatever im thinking about i like to roll around in my head till something comes of it. perhaps a joke idea or just an irritation or a...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
beladed valentines day junk |
i hate HATE valentines day. i really do. its fucking awfull. and ill tell you why. because everyone in a relationship feels the need to tell you Happy Valentines Day! like everyone is as happy as they...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
a shout out to my fat peoples |
do you ever stand infront of the mirror without your shirt on? i do. do you ever grab your gut pull it up and in and see what youd look like if you lost say...35 pounds? then let it drop then pick it ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:58:00 GMT |
old guy at wallmart and a weak rant |
i love old people. they just dont care. they have no shame whatsoever. like they'll pass gas like nothing happened. loud as can be and it wont phase them. at the dinner table, on the couch, infront of...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:29:00 GMT |
the dirty phrase gauntlet |
patrick- i'm thinking maybe a "comedy cocktail -- come and let joe raines make your date uncomfortable!"joe- nice. and i would make them uncomfortable....and by uncomfortable i mean wet. in her vagina...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
worst gig ever |
so i just got back from the latest trip to paducha kentucky. shithole. i dont know whos been to kentucky but it feels like as you drive through the state you are being taken to a really country g...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:40:00 GMT |
stuff from the other myspace page |
you know what irritates me? people who say you are really funny after the show but didnt laugh during the show. thats like telling a prostitute she gives great head even though you didnt cum. Great bl...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:38:00 GMT |
stuff |
last night i was thinking of funny heckles of myself and i happened upon a redneck comment ive heard before, 'get a haircut faggot.' that was a comment i heard when i had the big poofy waves of h...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:31:00 GMT |
