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California Vagina Sailor (RSR)

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a telephone. one time i got a quarter. i'm looking for my pants, have you seen them? also, i am trying to find jesus, i think he's behind the couch. i've got the funk in my pants for sure. oh yeah, and butthole. i just want to say that again, butthole. SUPER FUCKING PUNK ROCK FUCKING TWISTED BASTARD GROVER!! one time i had a rock but then i threw it. in closing, be nice to rocks... /a

My Interests

arguing religion, axes, dead things, drinking, falling up, flying without wings, graveyards, insane asylums, peeing, smoking, tattoo, telephone, thinking, chess, scooters, sex, misfits, black flag, Necromantix, The Rev., engineering, flametrick subs, satan's cheerleaders, TXRD, Holy Rollers, zombies, horror movies, high fives..

I'd like to meet:

Cancer. Just good old "grow on you" cancer.
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Music:

12 Step Rebels, A Tribe Called Quest, A.C. Newman, Accused, AC/DC, Amazing Royal Crowns, Amorphis, Anal Cunt, Andrew WK, The Andrews Sisters, The Apeshits, Apocalyptic, The Arcade Fire, The Cramps, Asmodeus, Assacre, Asshole Parade, Astro-Zombie, Atom and his Package, Autechre, Bad Acid Trip, Bad Religion, Bad Reputation, Benane Metalik, Barnyard Ballers, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, The Beverly Kill-billies, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bjork, Black Crows, Black Dice, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blackalicious, Blond Redhead, Blood Duster, Bloodbath and Beyond, Blue Suede, Book of Maps, Boris, Brutal Truth, Buck Owens, Bullet Proof Cupid, Burnt by the Sun, Camp X-ray, Cannibal Corpse, Capitalist Casualties, Captain Beefheart, Carcass, Cat Stevens, Cave In, Cephalic Carnage, Charles Cohan, Cheap Trick, Cibo Matto, Circle Jerks, Clutch, Coalesce, Coffin Creeps, Concombri Zombi, Converge, CCR, The Cult, The Cure (sometimes), Custom Made Scare, The Cutting Crew, The Darkness, David Bowie, DK, Deadbolt, Death, Demented Are Go, Demon City Wreckers, Descendents, Despise You, Digital Underground, Dilinger Escape Plan, Dillinger 4, Dinasaur Jr., Dio, Dystopia, Entombed, The Epoxies, Evolved to Obliteration, Excruciating Terror, Faith No More, The Fall Outs, Fang, Fishbone, The Flametrick Subs, The Formaldehydes, Frank Zappa, Fu Manchu, Fugazi, Gals Panic, Garuda, Gasp, Gazza Strippers, The Ghastly Ones, Ghetto Boys, Ghostland Observatory, Gluecifer, Goatsnake, Gravy Train, Green Jelly, Grief, Group X, Guana Bats, Gutter Demons, Gwar, Hagfish, Halo, Hank Williams, Hank III, Hatebreed, Hayride to Hell, Head Panic, Hella, The Hellacopters, Helmet, Henry Rollins, Horrorpops, Hostile Apostle, Iggy & The Stooges, Infest, iron Maiden, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Journey, Judas Priest, the Kinks, Knock 'Em Stiff, Koffin Kats, Kyuss, Lack Of Interest, Lamb of God, Ledbelly, Leftover Crack, The Livends, Mad Sin, Man Is the Bastard, Manimal, Manowar, Mastodon, MC Chris, MC5, Meat Puppets, Megadeath, The Melvins, The Meteors, Ministry, Mission of Burma, Mojo Nixon, Mondo Generator, Motorhead, Mudhoney, Nashville Pussy, Nebula, The Necromantix, Neal Diamond, Nirvana, No Comply, Noothgrush, Otis Redding, The Pagen Dead, Pantera, The Peacocks, Peelander-Z, Phantom Rockers, Photon Torpedoes, Place of Skulls, Poe, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Prick, Primus, Propaghandi, Public Enemy, Purgatoria, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Queers, The Ramones, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Refused, The Reverand Horton Heat, Richard Cheese, Robert Johnson, Sailboats Are White, Scary Boom, Scott H. Biram, Screaming Trees, Screeching Weasel, Seputura, Shinola, Sloan, Soilent Green, Sonic Youth, Sour Vein, Southern Culture on the Skid, Spazz, Spinal Tap, Spiraling, The Spits, Stapled Shut, Stitch Hopeless and the Sea Legs, Stratovarius, Stray Cats, Supersuckers, Suppression, The Surfaris, TAD, Tenacious D, Throbbing Gristle, Tiger Army, Toadliquor, Tom Waits, Tomahawk, Tool, Tori Amos, Type O Negative, Ugly Kid Joe, The Unicorns, Unida, The Urchin, The Ventures, Veruca Salt, Warhorse, Weedeater, Ween, THE Who, ZZ Top,If you like metal, watch this video. these guys are that awesome...
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Movies:

horror movies, zombie movies, house of 1, 000 corpses, donny darko, basically anything dark or funny or both
Zombies are love.

Television:

what's that? oh, the box with the flickering colors, i remember the smurfs and thundercats. and who could forget the transformers? but yeah, no time anymore.

Books:

letters from the earth, a clockwork orange, slaughterhouse 5, catch 22, animal farm, catcher in the rye, the devil's race track

Heroes:

my old half cab van, but only the left one. the right one was a fucker!

My Blog

who new?

turns out drinking bourbon and beer all night till 6am only gets sleep till 8am. i was sure i was going to get at least 4 hours.
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST

HAha

i was not the first one to take the other off of my top people on here. i feel accomplished...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

score count

for those of you keeping track, today is not better than yesterday.
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

well, there it is...

so, it looks like marisa and i are broken up. it's kind of funny. we broke up because i can't wait months or even years to mature and be unhappy while i'm doing it. these past 3 weeks have been really...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST

well, there it is...

so, it looks like marisa and i are broken up. it's kind of funny. we broke up because i can't wait months or even years to mature and be unhappy while i'm doing it. these past 3 weeks have been really...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

What I want to happen...

so, unless things change drastically and go back to the way they were, these are a few things i want to happen when my lease is up and i've worked at whole foods for 6 months...1. Move to Portland2. ...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

stupid tag myspace game

this is totally fucking gay...Okay,I got tagged and if you are reading this...then I probably tagged you.These are the rules; The first player of the game starts with the topic "6 wierd habits/traits ...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:27:00 PST

NYC Rundown

NYC was rad. i had a blast, but i also spent a lot of money there. i'm glad to be home. thursday night: flew to chicago and grabbed the first of many drinks in the airport at 9 am. got to NY about ...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:47:00 PST

i am once again without a car...

so, last night was a lot of fun for a while. i wish i could have gotten a hold of talkington, though. so, bar closes. i'm on my way back to my rent's house and i'm at division and 360 crossing 360. i ...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:46:00 PST

so, i lost a friend...

i lost a friend today. since i have no idea who it was, they probably weren't important... if you're in dallas of fort worth and you readthis crap, i will be in town next weekend. contact m...
Posted by California Vagina Sailor (RSR) on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:43:00 PST