I'd like to be a rockstar, a writer, a professional poker player, or both. maybe even a chef. usually, though, I'm just trying to figure out how to have the most fun possible in life.
oh...and I giggle when my farts rattle the bedsprings.
I'd like to be a rockstar, a writer, a professional poker player, or both. maybe even a chef. usually, though, I'm just trying to figure out how to have the most fun possible in life.
oh...and I giggle when my farts rattle the bedsprings.
chicks, music, zombies, playing my ukulele, kickball, gummi bears, muthafuckin freebird's, comics, books, cartoons, dominoes, fun, booze, smokes, juice boxes, darts, video games, being lazy, overdosing on energy drinks (not anymore), vandalizing drunk people, pub trivia, road trips that make you say "what was I thinking?", running when I have the time, baseball, scrutinizing established thought, playing the lottery, poker, oh hell...lots of crap.
hum (check), pancho and lefty, emma niblett (check), wilco, matt pond pa (check), beck, hayden, sufjan, similar criminal minds (check), a few dead comedians, MORGAN WEBB (if only)... maybe a happy medium of riff randell and kate rambeau (but I won't hold my breath), and/or someone to play crossword puzzles against. but I would certainly not like to meet the business end of your dad's shotgun.
here are a lot of songs. I like them all. push play and I'm sure you'll find something you can enjoy.
zombie movies!!! (almost any and all), westerns, zombie westerns?, kung fu movies, and sappy romantic comedies.
this could be the reason I started playing ukulele in the first place:
cartoons, baseball, documentaries, BATTLESTAR GAFUCKINGLACTICA, [scrubs], and the price is right. I think "sit and be fit" will destroy society as we know it. as if we weren't fucking lazy enough already.
I read quite a wide spectrum of authors, but I prefer american literature. nelson algren was the fucking man. I also dig vonnegut, rushdie, gould, steinbeck...hordes of others. I like books. but goddammit, nelson algren was the fucking man.
just don't ever be surprised if you see me with a comic book in one hand and a freebird's burrito in the other.
this guy. if he doesn't humble you, you're not alive.
gush.