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Matt...

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

im a man. i go to college. i go to work. i go to bars. i was a fireman. i like bikes. i like kites. i like beer. i like people. i want to move to SF. Everything I know about everything i know i learned on wikipedia.

My Interests

the 3 b's: booze, butts, bicycles

I'd like to meet:

people who answer/return phone calls. people who don't black out. people without myspace. tall girls with small boobs.

Music:

please

Movies:

sometimes

Television:

on dvd

Books:

only if there's pictures

Heroes:

the only 3 that matter

Me, myself, and I

My Blog

10 new years resolutions

things I resolve attempt in the next year.1. get a job (that pays)2. start an exploratory committee for eggers for president in 2016. (damn age restrictions)3. get kicked out of a bar (doesn't matter ...
Posted by Matt... on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

housing search...

so I put something up on craigslist saying i am looking for a place to stay soon. and i get a response from a 30 year old mother with a 10 year old with a room to let.my first thought it is awesome, i...
Posted by Matt... on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

to the man who makes the clothes that make the man

white is the best color, there needs to be more white in fashion.it's the new black, the new color of sin and degredationl.it's also the color of money, at least when it comes to cloths, you know how ...
Posted by Matt... on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST

i wish

there was something to do in chico, or bars within walking distance
Posted by Matt... on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:15:00 PST

myspace music

was great, until i started getting spammed by bands i don't know to be their friends, and people music on their page blaring over whatever i am currently listening to in itunes.
Posted by Matt... on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:49:00 PST

eyeless

so, my glasses are broken, and the really old contact perscription i had is expired,  so I am going to be blind when you see me until i ge enough money to make it to the eye doctor. 
Posted by Matt... on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:24:00 PST

mugging, true story

Im not exactly sure where I should start this story, leaving the party, parting with royal, turning and seeing a man running at me with a gun in his had yelling. And where should i end it, when he go...
Posted by Matt... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

16, erect, and a cow queen

buttercup is hand fed buttercup is just blooming on june 18 at 3500 feet in the buttercup is one of my favorites buttercup is a delicate and low buttercup is one of the most common native plants f...
Posted by Matt... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST