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About Me

So what's the deal with C!BR??Let me (DRMBOT 0110) tell you. JBOT played in a couple of ska bands, Skankin' Pickle and the Blue Meanies for years and was very unlikable. Everybody got sick of him (I don't blame them). JBOT thought that if he made a band of robots to play with everything would be okay. HE WAS WRONG! He built GTRBOT666 and myself and the idiotic Ape Which Hath No Name. After he built us, I decided that he was the antibot and must be punished. We installed a Biocerebral Chip in his CPU and now force him to humiliate himself in front of his peers. It makes me so happy to see him suffer. So after the takeover, he secretly made the Ape. The stupid ape robot loves everyone and everything; HOW REVOLTING! Unfortunately, I cannot do anything to rid my circuits of that ape. For it states in the ROBOTIC RESISTANCE handbook, "Thee bot shall never harm another bot." So what choice do I have? The rare joy I can receive is when GTRBOT666 and myself humiliate JBOT all over the country. The other happiness I have is to see my self-replication "AUTOMATOM" humiliate jbutt to tears. You will come to witness! Coast to coast, his humiliation will be legendary. Keep checking in for updates.These bots have done a lot!C!BR has been through a lot since the human JBOT's capture back in 1996. We have taken the human on ten national tours and have been received as one would expect. The term "Holy shit" seems to be the most commom expletive uttered. Do you not believe? Oh, you will! C!BR has played with Public Enemy and Flock Of Seaguls (at G-Phoria video Game award show in LA), Motorhead, Servotron, Man...or Astroman and many more. C!BR has been featured on UPN's "Strange Universe" and on the discovery channel's "Beyond Bizarre", Tech TV, ABC 7 6 oclock news, and more.. We have also humiliated JBOT at the Art Institute of San Francisco and at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, San Francisco. C!BR has had articles in The New York Times, Spin Magazine (June 2001), The New Yorker Magazine (see press illustration),Gene Simmons Tongue Magazine (PREMIER ISSUE!!!!!) Rocktober (where we were voted the .1 robot rock band), Bikini Magazine, Heeb Magazine, Churn, and many more.......

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Music:

Member Since: 1/28/2005
Band Website: capturedbyrobots.com
Band Members: GTRBOT666- Guitar and bass, vox DRMBOT 0110- Kick, Snare, Hi Hat, Ride, vox AUTOMATOM- Hi, Mid Low Toms, China Cymbal Headless Hornsmen- 26 horns The Ape Which Hath No Name- Tambourine halo Son of Ape Which Hath No Name- Monkey cymbals JBOT- Vox, guitar, keys (the only human in the band)
Influences: WE HATE EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOU!!!!!
Sounds Like: If Cradle of Filth had ass sex with James Brown on top of the corpse of Bob Marley, while listening to Peaches, we would be the robotic baby of that union.....This song is "Ethiopia" from our new double CD "The Ten Commandments / Get Fit with..." Hope you like, check out our website for more mp3s!!
Record Label: Robotic Resistance Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Reno show cancelled (rescheduled for 12/29)

Due to very crappy weather over the Sierras, and an RV that hates snow,the Reno show for tonight has been rescheduled for Saturday, December 29, 2007Sorry for the inconvenience.....
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:28:00 PST

"Dubya" Fall Tour 2007

My Fellow Americans.....My name is George "Dubya" Bush , and I approve this message.That's right folks, C!BR will be coming to your town doing a tour dedicated to our great president, George Walker Bu...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

First 10 shows (4/06 - 4/18) cancelled

Hi folks,Sadly,C!BR is forced to cancel the first 10 shows of our tourdue to very serious personal issues with JBOT.We are very sorry,but will be starting to tour inAtlanta on the 19th of April.JBOT s...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

Dates for 10 year aniversary Spring Tour 2007

Here's the dates folks.We're doing a ton of shows. Ouch!4/6 Los Angeles,CA The Mint4/8 San Diego,CA The Casbah4/9 Phoenix,AZ Rhythm Room4/10 Tucson,AZ Club Congress4/11 Albuque...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

"10 year Anniversary" Spring Tour 2007, w/Teddy Bear Orchestra

Hiya folks,Yep, a milestone has been reached.C!BR has now been around for 10 friggin years.10 years of suffering, 10 years of robotic domination,10 years of crazy robot antics that would have sent mos...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:59:00 PST

Last shows til Spring! Sorry about Tucson and LA...

Hey Ya'll.These are the last shows C!BR will be doing until the spring of 2007, with our 10 year anniversary tour,with the debut of rebuilt bots,an all new set,and an all new Teddy Bear opening band.H...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

Wedding Fall 2006 tour, limited locations

Hey youse,So, We are doing this Fall tour this year.It's only 3 weeks long. It's an extension of the Spring "I Got Married By C!BR" tour.We won't be doing the whole country, as this is supposed to be ...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:10:00 PST

San Francisco Show, Fri, August 11 -Annie's Cocktail lounge

Hey folks, one more San Francisco show for C!BR! We might do the wedding set, we might do a greatest hits, who knows? We're an enigma. We're playing at Annies Cocktail Lounge (the old CW Saloon) 917 F...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:58:00 PST

Updates to Wedding Tour, and link to new poster!

We have a few new dates for ya'll.We're now doing Jacksonville, FL during our Florida dates, and Belleville, IL instead of St Louis, Sorry St Louisians, it's only a 1/2 hour drive.The tour poster is n...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:45:00 PST

I got married by Captured! By Robots Spring tour 2006 dates

Hey human,Here's the dates, Come on out and get married by C!BR,then celebrate on the dance floor!NOTE: C!BR will be on maintenance / upgrade hiatus during next Fall 2006 season.We WILL be doing a ver...
Posted by Captured! By Robots on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST