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About Me

I hate you. Seriously, I hate everyone. You all suck!

But since this is all about me...

Moved to Tejas in 1991. Went to Arlington Lamar HS.

Did Rocky Horror for about 10 years.

Banged your mom.

Now living in Jersey City, NJ. I'm 20 mins from Manhattan.

I'm in school learning how to DVDA your mom.

She's a champ.

Check me out at Gonzo.org

Also, be sure to check me out on Internet Radio
Every Sunday night at 7pm EST and 6pm CST

My Interests

Star Wars, movies, martial arts, business, producing, computer games, your mom.

I'd like to meet:

People I know. If I don't know you, and you're not going to send me nekkid pics of yourself, then leave me alone.

I have enough weirdos in my life.

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Music:

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NIN, Tori Amos, Primus, Parliament (give up da funk), Tool, Cibo Matto, Danger Doom, Portishead, Lovage, Sneaker Pimps, Buffalo Daughter, Miho Hatori, Funk, Disco, Rock, anything with a unique musical talent. MUSIC THAT SUCKS: Emo, Ska, Pop, Country, New-Fangled Pussy Rock (I'm looking at you Drowning Nickleback Hooba-Pool)

Here is the new NIN album, Year Zero:

Movies:

Star Wars, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 300, Children of Men, The Crow, The Last Samurai, Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix Saga, Memento, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Akira, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Lilo & Stitch, and Crazy About Cock

Television:

Venture Bros., House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Celebrity Poker Tour, Harvey Birdman, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

The Tao of Pooh, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Drizzt Saga, The Dragonlance Saga, Star Wars Novels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, Napalm and Silly Putty, Stupid White Men, Penthouse Letters and I'm one of those Harry Pussy Potter fans

Heroes:

Darth Vader

And JESUS!!! (check him out, no really, check him out!)

My Blog

This is just a test

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Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:33:00 PST

My first Hero

When I was a kid, I led a fairly solitary life.I lived with my mother, my father, and my older half-brother. My brother lived with us until he was about 8-9, and then moved out to live with his grandp...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:50:00 PST

SPOILERS Harry Potter book 7

So I finished Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows.It's good.So, here, for all those who want to discuss with me their views on the book, feel free to post here. DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN'T R...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

Complete Potter Predictions

OK nerds...Here is my complete Potter prediction list. Now this list will be filled with spoilers from the first 6 books, so if you haven't read them, then stop reading.Let's start with some easy one...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:03:00 PST

Douche Baggins

Did I not get the calendar that marks this as being Week de la Douche?In the last week I've encountered an increasing number of douche-nozzels.The first encounter of the week was this guy at my friend...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST

Harry Potter and the Order of the Awesome!

I saw Potter last night...and it was...very good.and before I get into how it was good, let me throw out a little background. I have read each book at least 3 times and could probably write a masters ...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:04:00 PST

Finally Final

Ha ha! I'm done with the semester!3 glorious months with no skool!And, no more math credits, no more science credits and no more foreign language!It's all bidnezz from here on out!Take that you stupid...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:05:00 PST

Let's talk Obi-Mutha F'n-Wan Kenobi

You know, after all 3 shit-quels...I have to say...Obi-Wan is the highlight of the series.See for yourself ...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

Why Aren't You Listening?!

For those who don't know. I do a weekly radio show with a 3 buddies from high school. So why aren't you die hard fans?!?! Huh?See if I'm your Secret Santa again.Click Play to Listen to Past Shows ...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

Best Stop Motion Evah

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Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST