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Mals Lagerfeld

My english is good.

About Me

I put the past into the ground. I saw the future as a cloud. If there's still time to turn around...I'm going to. It's just one day I fell asleep, and now all day/all night I dream. I am the first one deceive. If I can make myself believe...the rest...is easy.

My Interests

There's a war goin' on outside no man is safe from...

I'd like to meet:

The arc of time. The stench of sex. The innocence you can't protect.SEERSUCKER MUTHAFUCKA!

Music:

This is the Top 10 in my 'Top 25 Most Played': Prince, Foxy Brown, Hot Chip, Simian Mobile Disco, Jay-Z. Mobb Deep, Popular Computer, The Smiths, Tilly and the Wall, Ghostface Killah.

Movies:

GoodFellas, Shaun of the Dead, Troop Beverly Hills, Under The Cherry Moon, Purple Rain, Batman, Sid and Nancy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Thumbsucker

Books:

A Prayer For Owen Meany

Heroes:

Keith Haring - Roy Litchenstein - Andy Warhol - Beau Brummell - There are more that loosely fit the criteria but I prefer my heroes be dead.

My Blog

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLVES HUNTIN DINNER DINNER

1. a random guy/girl comes up to you and says 'hey babe?' you say?I'm all about randomness and spontaneity but the term 'babe' lacks any sort of originality therefore I'd be forced to apply a titty tw...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

Summer's ready...when you are.

1. Last beverage you consumed?Coca  Cola and/or water from this Evian bottle I've been refilling @ work for the past 2wks. If you look real close I think you can see sea monkeys in it. (J/K, I just l...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

I like it when the booty goes 'Duh-nuh. Duh-huh".

1. Who were you with Saturday night?The Get-Along Gang @ the backyard bday party of the millennium. 2. What woke you up this morning?The harsh realization it was my turn to get up first.3. Where are y...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Powerful Impact. BOOM! from the canon.

1. Your 'ex' and You= are collaborating on world dominance. Next up: the screening party.   2. I am listening to= Photograhy majors gripe about film projects.   3. Maybe I should= finally ve...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

I don't go to sleep to dream.

1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace besides yourself?  Identity theft is the new West Nile virus. 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?French fries, atho on the reco...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

What does your best friend call you?I'd tell you but she's the only one who can pull it off.Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?Snow memories seem to pack more punch.Do you have a ...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

I = Indivdual, Me = Malcolm.

I wish more people felt they could speak their minds but I also fear what some ppl I truly consider friends have to say. I have heard enough vaguely rascist things to know that the phrase 'nappy heade...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

First things first.

     1.  Who was your first prom date?      Jamie Samartino. How's that for a throwback!? 2.  Who was your first roommate?Frank and Anton. In theor...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

Same damn 'Lo sweater.

Lasts:1. last beverage: Poland Spring.2. last phone call: Chelle - a long lost fav and much welcomed throwback.3. last instant message: Something about the brunch that never was.4. last cd played: I f...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

Slow down, son. You're killing 'em.

1. What does your MySpace quote mean?Just the facts, man.2. Elaborate on your default photo:Me and the wife.Prom '07.3. Who is the first person on your top 8?My 'adapt-to-any-borough' bitch.4. What's ...
Posted by Mals Lagerfeld on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST