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Lisa Lee

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About Me


Sullivan Room. This is a reflection of reality.. Breakin' in heels. Word.
FIRST AND FOREMOST!!!! PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST IF YOU ARE COLLECTING TITS AND ASS!!! AND IF YOU ARE AND YOU HAVE CONSIDERED ME FOR PART OF YOUR COLLECTION, MAY I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE SINCE I HAVE PICS OF MY DAUGHTER ALL OVER MY PROFILE!
NEXT: I have not updated this profile in a REALLY long time, so I am placing a disclaimer HERE to say that I now find half the shit I wrote in it retarded. Amazing what a couple of years can do to your outlook on life...
Now then, far be it from me to talk about myself (HA!) BUT I am a retired party queen and nutcase...well known for being well-known (apparantly). And yes, I will battle you. And probably win.
Actually, in spite of my reputation (which I did earn, I guess) I am a very nice person, albeit a very nice person with zero tolerance for bullshit and/or disingenuous disloyal dishonest disrespectful dicks (of either gender). To quote myself from the now-obsolete Friendster profile, altogether I'd say I'm fun, a GREAT friend, creative, generous, intellectually curious, loyal, impetuous, exciting, cocky, complex, independent, resourceful, tenacious, sincere, decisive, bossy, forgiving, kind, verbose, demanding, romantic, optimistic, insightful, idealistic, adventurous, nostalgic, funny (i think, anyway!), compassionate, appreciative, loving, understanding, conflicted, dorky, and DRAMATIC!
And just in case it isn't glaringly, even annoyingly, evident from the rest of my profile, I am a mom and a VERY proud one at that. My daughter is my world UNIVERSE!!! All the phat beats, stiff drinks and happy pills on the planet couldn't even come CLOSE to making me smile the way she can...
(FRAN HERE! And I am proud godmother/aunt! Which should also be "annoyingly evident" from the many collage's gracing this page of most beautiful baby in uneeeverse! ...(And I plan on doing many more of these over the years!)....By the way, you can click on it to see an enlarged view. ...There goes a little of that gleaming pride!~)
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FRANTICLEE
"The most intelligent 'person' in the universe
...and KNOWS it!"
I AM 29% RAVER! Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak. Take the RAVER test at Fuali.com
AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT!
You know what? FUCK THAT! These cats don't even know what that shit IS... WE made that shit, and it will stay frozen in time as perfect as it was. Want a massage?

My Interests

Anything related to my daughter, watching football (GO GIANTS!!!) dancing, guinea pigs, working out, boxing, reading, writing, baking with my daughter, taking pics of my munchkin, dv editing, shopping, movies, sewing (costumes mostly), scrapbooks (yes, I know!), and fixing up my place.

I'd like to meet:

Well since I have already met the most important person in my life when I gave birth to her and already have the best friend/seester on the planet I don't know what else is out there...BUT...any other old skool headz...house dancers or garden variety housefiends. NOT interested in meeting (any more) crackheads. Being a mom, I would like to meet other moms like me (not really the minivan type, but still enough of a soccermom to enjoy making homemade halloween costumes). That's all I can think of for now...

Music:

I would have to say I am first and foremost a househead... french disco funk with attitude...deep sexy beats with a spoonful o' soul as I like to say. AND PAUL JOHNSON WHERE ARE YOU? Second to house would be FREESTYLE. Yeah, that's right bitches... FREESTYLE. I also listen to hip hop (discriminately)and love booty house too... "I'll beat that bitch with a bat...Bitch betta have my money....Get a ho wit a job!" and I will always have a soft spot for hardcore techno. Throw in some rock (everything from Metallica to Cream) and classical (Rachmaninoff to Mozart) and shit a little country if you define country as Patsy Cline.

Movies:

The Departed, Walk the Line 12 Monkeys, True Romance, Usual Suspects, Thelma & Louise, Mildred Pierce, Les Diaboliques (the original), Shine, Kundun, Seven Years in Tibet, Thirteen, City of God, When We Were Kings, Fight Club, Layer Cake

Television:

Rome, Family Guy, Star Trek (mostly TNG but also Voyager and the original), Sopranos, So You Think You Can Dance, Big Love, Top Chef,, Top Model (shut up, you love it too), Project Runway, Dr. 90210, Law & Order (all of them), Shear Genius, Real Housewives of Orange County (it sickens me to like that show enough to watch it)

Books:

All the Harry Potter Books, Siddhartha, The Nonesuch (Lewis Carroll), A Wrinkle in Time, Brave New World, Now, More, Again (Elizabeth Wurtzel), Valley of the Dolls, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star (Jenna Jameson), The Twelve Dancing Princesses, The Great Gatsby, Freedom in Exile, Memoirs of a Geisha, I Know This Much Is True, The Giving Tree, Outside Over There, The Little Prince

Heroes:

Which Character From The Sopranos Are You?
You are Adriana. Your heart is in the right place, but you are easily walked on. Stand up for yourself, before you end up lying down permantently.
Take this quiz !
Which Trek leader are you?
Captain Jean Luc Picard
You are highly diplomatic and well-respected. You are rational but can get down and dirty if you need to. You are a true hero!

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Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! How Logical Are You?
Your 2005 Song Is
Hung Up by Madonna
"Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you"
You'll be rockin' in the New Year in your croch-o-tard! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test

My Blog

Refrigerator Magnet Poetry (Love is a Luxury)

The following was written by me (on the edge of madness) using only refrigerator magnets (even for the title)... and I used nearly all of them. Words only repeat if I had more than one magnet... so I ...
Posted by Lisa Lee on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:04:00 PST

Mom’s Eulogy

We all loved Mom in some way or another for whatever reason. She was lovable! Very often in spite of herself. No matter what trouble she'd get herself into, you couldn't help but love her. She was kin...
Posted by Lisa Lee on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

SO MY LOSER EX JUST DRUNK DIALED ME!!! (fucking hilarious!)

Fuckin MORON!!! He got married like 6 weeks after we broke up (but swears he didn't ever cheat (yeah, okay!!!)And he just told me he just married this poor girl "so we wouldn't get back together." (I...
Posted by Lisa Lee on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST

God Damn I miss the old days - when raves were real...

Before techno split into all those sub-genres and people cliqued the fuck out. When we were all one. Listning to Mr. Kirk & Prodigy's Fire and Baby D and all that just actually made me cry. Fine ...
Posted by Lisa Lee on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:34:00 PST

WWW.YUMMYZINE.COM

Go to this site and check out yummyzine! I have written an article for its first issue ("After the Party") and it is a phat little web zine.
Posted by Lisa Lee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST