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Jacky with a Y

Does not respond to 'Konichiwa'

About Me

i'm crass as fuck, but have the table manners of a french aristocrat.
if you have asian sluts in your top friends list i will deny your friend request.
if you are a slut of any kind i will also deny your friend request.
i have been known to travel and somehow support my jet-setting lifestyle with hard work, diligence, and no trust fund...but having one would be nice.
a part of me dies if i don't leave the U.S. at least twice a year.
jet-lagged even when i haven't gone anywhere
conversation is one of my favorite forms of entertainment, but i also enjoy quiet contemplation
i avoid getting into philosophical talk with self-congratulatory "philosphers" - in other words i don't indulge people who like to hear themselves talk, but don't know (and don't live according to) what they're talking (aka bullshitting) about
i go out most nights of the week but only drink during a nice dinner, on holiday or when i'm surrounded by douchebags and can't escape
i could write more eloquently but i'm too busy working, going to birthday parties and entertaining foreigners
i don't trust anyone who choses not to eat cheese (lactose intolerants are in the clear)
i'm not really divorced
i spent the majority of 2006 circumnavigating the globe, but have done a decent amount of travel prior to that. here are the countries i've visited...this will look more impressive once i hit russia and china...
See all my travel pages

My Interests

music, movies, cooking, video, travel, interweaving random ideas and non sequiturs into a conversation, languages, absinthe, accents, dialects, historical courtisanerie, molecular gastronomy, spicy food, stinky cheese, smoky scotch, tea, raw fish, noodle soup, guacamole, the post-imperial third world, frequent flier programs, office lottery pools, helping my talented friends become famous, taking over the world

I'd like to meet:

Bon vivants, Renaissance men and grounded people who can carry a conversation. If I can tell what kind of music you listen to, where you hang out, what you read, what films you like and what sorts of people you associate yourself with just by looking at you, chances are you're NOT someone I'd want to meet. If you pronounce espresso like "eXpresso" and chipotle like "chipoLTe", I would love to meet you....so I can slap you upside your head.
...but if you got a couch overseas i can crash on for free perhaps i'll reconsider...

Music:

anything good, and nothing bad--unless it's so bad, it's good...i'd put "2 Much Booty in Da Pants" on my profile page, but the automatic streaming music thing is kind of a peeve of mine.

Movies:

anything by Quiz Bowl, F for Fake, Back to the Future, Man Bites Dog, La Haine, Big, Unmade Beds, Stop Making Sense, Little Miss Sunshine, Dangerous Liaisons, Saragossa Manuscript, A Bout de Souffle, Labyrinth, The Making of Michael Jackson's Thriller, Royal Tennenbaums, Indiana Jones, Dog Day Afternoon, Some Like it Hot, Human Traffic, Persepolis, Z, Splash, Beijing Bicycle, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amelie, Trainspotting, Cidade de Deus, History of the World Part I, So I Married An Axe Murder, Shaun of the Dead, Gattaca, Mannequin (the theme song alone makes it amazing), any film with synchronized swimming in it, video art in the style of Bill Viola, Nam Jun Paik, Funki Porcini, etc...animation by William Kentridge, couldn't say his full lengths go in my favorites category, but I can say that Michel Gondry is my hero

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart--I kinda have a thing for Stephen Colbert, too, Arrested Development, Charlie Rose, Iron Chef (Japan), Family Guy, Soul Train (especially late 70s/early 80s reruns), Amazing Race, Boondocks, In Living Color, Spaced, League of Gentlemen, AquaTeen, Alton Brown, Food Network (before it became the white trash cookoff network), Antiques Roadshow--aka the most gangsta program on tv, Globetrekker, Reading Rainbow, Square One Television, House of Cosbys, Night Court, Quantum Leap, Peep Show, Spaced, the "Visions of:" PBS series, The Maxx, The Tick, Takalani Sesame, The Critic...I'd watch more tv if it weren't for the fact that I'm so busy and had no cable. No, I am not at all above watching TV. Sorry.

Books:

haven't found a favorite--although I prefer non-fiction to fiction...especially the Prince, Joy of Cooking, Timeout travel guides, Please Kill Me, Michel de Montaigne, Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Language Instinct and the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia. I usually don't like magic realism, but i liked 100 Years of Solitude...and Secrets of the Model Dorm. By the way, does the Wikipedia count as a book?

Heroes:

anyone with enough nerve to rock out on a New York City dancefloor...and my parents....and my friends....and Michel Gondry....and Steve Reich...Orson Welles....and Ferran Adria...and....E-40--of course!

My Blog

another one about health insurance

Insurance Fears Lead Many to Shun DNA Testshttp://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/24/health/24dna.html?bl& amp;ex=1203915600&en=b97aeb2354b7346e&ei=5087%0A...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:49:00 PST

California gives a nice f you to a shady healthcare practice

another reason to be proud of my home state. fuck anyone who talks shit about it and fuck the US healthcare system.Health Net ordered to pay $9 million after canceling cancer patient's policyhttp://ww...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:22:00 PST

Sensitivity Training just got blogged

by the venerable Jason Forrest aka DJ Donna Summer!http://www.birthdaypartyberlin.com/...i guess that means i need to make a Sensitivity Training Myspace page [sigh]
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST

NYC: Duet’s Showdown Karaoke!

Here's a little something for all you singles, couples and people who "just started dating but it's too early to call it anything." And this especially goes out to that dude whose feast day is one we...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:26:00 PST

i’m moderating food, travel and art forums!

hey everyone!trashmenagerie.com has just started a message board with a few forums moderated by me. i'm just getting things started--please check out the travel forum and chime in if you can!travel ju...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

helping friends, sharing haircuts and guilty pleasure tracks

hi friends,just wanted to send a quick email to help a couple good friends out.they're a married couple who just moved here from paris...read on about them and you may get a special guilty pleasure tr...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:44:00 PST

Im DJing at DJ Seouls Bday Bash!

hey guys,DJ Seoul gave me the honor of opening up his birthday night at Midway. Upstairs from 10-midnight: I'll be uniting music snobs, enthusiasts and casualists with song--and it will be beautiful.S...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:24:00 PST

7/7/7 = worst day ever

the key to the apartment i'm staying at in paris got jammed into the lock as i was trying to get in from a night out, so i ended up waiting at the doorstep from 430-530am. my friends who i was staying...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

back in my day, we believed in something called privacy!

as you all know (or maybe not), i use myspace as a tool for keeping in touch with people. i share my interests on my profile page because i don't mind connecting with others of similar interests and m...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST

Paris: not really jet lagged, but already partied out

so it's day 3 of paris and i'm already pooped. lots happened over the weekend...on saturday, there was a street party to promote teki latex's new album. it began just a few hours after i landed. strai...
Posted by Jacky with a Y on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST