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Jon [s]

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About Me

Greetings!
I'm the world famous Jon [s],
music producer and a disc-jockey extraordinaire.
When I'm not twiddling knobs or swearing at my synthesizer, I'm usually either: playing on the computer in my underwear, building websites, making funky sculptures out of aluminum foil, or wandering around Manhattan in search of interesting people, adventure and the perfect beat.
I demand aesthetic absurdity in all things.
I love to do laundry, but abhore dirty dishes.
I think that any word is funny if you say it slow enough, try it.
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Jon [s] & Jes Jubilee Present:
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Tracklisting:
1. DJ Medhi - Lucky Girl/Amanda Blank - Get it Now
2. Bonde do Role - Gasolina (RadioClit remix)
3. Sinden - Beeper
4. Passions - Emergency
5. Anquette - Shake it (Do the 6lst)
6. Luke feat. DJ Uncle Al - Get Rowdy
7. BuckWheat - Peanut Butter Jelly Time (claude vonstroke and julio ingles miami doodoo bootleg)
8. Dances With White Girls - Girlsbug
9. Rich Boy - Throw Some D's on that Bitch (Joe Medium Remix)
10. 2 Hype Brothers & A Dog - Doo Doo Brown (Club Mix)
11. Steed Lord - Dirty Mutherfucker (Crookers Remix)
12. Afro Rican - Give it All You Got (Remix)
13. The Dogs - Your Momma's on Crack Rock
14. Blaqstarr - Shake it to the Ground
15. Modeselektor feat. TTC - Dancing Box
16. Buraka Som Sistema feat. Petty - Yah!
17. Kid Sister - Pro Nails
18. Busy P. - Chop Suey
19. Robyn - Konichiwa Bitches (Trentmollier Remix)
20. Mathhead - Do Damage (Passions Remix)
21. Black Ghosts - Any Way (Fake Blood mix)
22. The Beat Club - Security
23. Pitbull - She's Freaky
24. 95 South - Wet n' Wild

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/18/2004
Band Website: djjons.com
Band Members: Me, Myself, & I
Influences: MAW, NIN, LSD, various other bands with 3 letter acronyms, 2 live crew, Luther Campbell, DJ Smurf, Ministry, Pantera, Barry Manillow, Ed Rush & Optical, Sonic & Silver, LTJ Bukem, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, The MetersKing Tubby, Jah Shaka, Jason Hodges, Joey Youngman, DJ Sneak, Nobaku Takamura, DJ Krush, Ken, Ishi, Pure Science, Richie Hawtin, Todd Edwards, Danny Byrd, Bad Company, Co-Fusion, Fugazi, Tribe called quest, Kanye West, The Wu, the list goes on and on....
Sounds Like: Custard?
Record Label: Big-H Recordings - Terraformat - Best Traxx, NYC
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

No Regrets

Lucy was 7 and wore a head of blue barettesCity born, into this world with no knowledge and no regretsHad a piece of yellow chalk with which she'd draw upon the streetThe many faces of the various loc...
Posted by Jon [s] on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

OMG! Dick in a box remix...

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Posted by Jon [s] on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

My favorite part of flying....

pretty cool eh? Check out her site: www.jenwang.net...
Posted by Jon [s] on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

Just in case you missed the memo

I'm stuck in Sunny Arizona until Sunday (the 24th). Sunny being the understatement of the century seeing as you can fry an egg on the pavement here. Oh well, adleast I'll get some tanning done, cause ...
Posted by Jon [s] on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:41:00 PST

In time long ago and land far away....

I was actually a graffitti writer. I even got caught by the cops once and had to pull weeds at the local park for 20 hours. Mannn, did that suck.For shits n' giggles I pulled out the markers. Nah bad,...
Posted by Jon [s] on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

hehe...shoulda seen this one coming

Your Seduction Style: Siren / RakeYou possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.You give others the chance to lose ...
Posted by Jon [s] on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:45:00 PST

Bliss...

Is a nice frosty ice coffee & the new Morgan Geist 12"... It doesn't take much, ya know?
Posted by Jon [s] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kanye West, eat your heart out...

So rather then go out and be social thursday night. I decided to sit at home like a wus and make a hip-hop beat. Diggin' through my old vinyl was a lot of fun. I think I'm gonna do more of these...hmm...
Posted by Jon [s] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some days I honestly question why the hell I still do this...

I mean I'm 25. Maybe I'm getting to old to spend all my time makin' tunes, runnin' around handing out CDs, spending thousands of dollars on gear, records, postage. I think to myself "Geez, maybe it's ...
Posted by Jon [s] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST