Kathryn - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm really a Closet Optimist... Deep in the closet.While I might make a great first impression... I promise it's all downhill from there.I like dark things... Really dark... almost scary... no... totally scary

My Interests

Sassing

Play Some Pong!

I'd like to meet:

Edward Norton Jr. & Bill Maher & Kevin Zegers & Peter Dinklage (DAMN YOU MIKE!!!!! You Lucky bastard!) - Ever want something and get it?I'm in love! With Emmy...

Music:

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon, Kangaroo Troop, ZooScape, Quail Fig, The Yankee Doodles (the original... Not the cover band), The Zoot Suits, Jesse and the Rippers

Movies:

Fight Club, American History X, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Alice in Wonderland and Brain Surfing...

Television:

Family Guy, Chapelle's Show

Books:

Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, Fight Club, Surfing the Himalayas, The Alchemist, Portrait of a Killer Jack the Ripper Case Closed...

Heroes:

Tyler Durden...................... .................................. .................................. .................................. .................................. .................................. .................................. ................................. Steve Megecky ................... ..... ........Sven L'Orange....... .................................. .................................. .................................. .................................. Hannibal......................... .................................. .................................. and this guy:.....................

My Blog

Blur

On Monday I was at a new level of delirious... I hadn't really slept in what could have really been days... I spent the night fighting with my now officially ex-boyfriend before needing to be in Bridg...
Posted by Kathryn on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:06:00 PST

Please sign this petition

Please sign this petition: This week, a federal grand jury indicted NFL star quarterback Michael Vick and three cohorts on felony dogfighting charges. The abuses described in the indictment are almos...
Posted by Kathryn on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:14:00 PST

Cool Idea for Smoking rooms:

I saw this on some AOL thing... cute don't you think?
Posted by Kathryn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST

This Saturday!!!

Come see my Improv Show. Grown-Up's Playground @ The New York Comedy Club 241 E. 24th st. bet 2nd and 3rd Ave. Come by 5:30pm and recieve reduced admission ($5). If...
Posted by Kathryn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

The funniest shit ever...

...and no one will ever know what it was. So there I am... asleep and dreaming. It's no news to anyone who knows me... I have a sleep disorder. I am having the funniest dream in the...
Posted by Kathryn on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

Men are pigs

Most of them anyway... I encountered a sick fuck today. Not sure why I've decided to write about it... on the interweb no less. So, there I am doing a meaningless task involving the food service...
Posted by Kathryn on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:22:00 PST

READ ME!!!

Open Mic Mondays Hosted by Pat Caldon & James Miller 9 p.m. start-up FREE! All Acts Welcome! $2.50 Michelob Ultras T.J. O'Rourke's 381 Jericho Turnpike Floral Park, N.Y. 11001 (516)327-5120...
Posted by Kathryn on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST

READ ME!!!

Such A Good Song

..> Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) ..> Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benef...
Posted by Kathryn on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

Paul Was Right!

So, I met this guy. We were at a church (I'm telling the truth) looking at the Peacock (no seriously). I was there because I was in the area and it was Tank top and shorts hot out in Janua...
Posted by Kathryn on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST