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i'm innocent.

Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, lets have a ball...

About Me

i am a bit of a dork.
i can be awkward.
i can be sarcastic.
and i'm easily amused.
i will stop to pet a dog tied outside a store.
and won't hesitate to laugh at, or with, you.
about anything.
sometimes i just don't know any better.
feel free to give me a nudge.
i will challenge you to ms pac man or air hockey.
you've been warned.

My Interests

tshirts, labels, Mr. T, icebreakers, chopsticks, chapstick, mister rogers, movies, brightly colored post-it pads, sarcasm, All My Children fan mail, reading on the subway, walking through puddles, lonely rock, quarters, student loans, monkeys, tasti d-lite, cuddling, nails, post-its, nipples, sleeping in, pedestrian blocking, green eyes, mac n cheese, chinese take out, dogs, rice pudding, stickers, layers, c stands, threadless, jack and coke, puppies, walkie talkies, edward gorey, ms pac man, dumplings, tshirts, blinking lights, people watching, loitering, postcards, crushes, dog runs, bottled water, the holy grail, airplanes, wandering around aimlessly, the L train, money orders, jaywalking, dried roses, tea, text messages, watching jugglers, Film/TV Production, posters, kid robot, L magazine, coin slots, turtles, missed connections, digital cameras, greeting cards, dvds, q-tips, ripping paper into pieces, Bedford Avenue, brownies with nuts, things with pugs on them, out of date ipods, craigslist, scotch tape, your mom, making out... hmm, maybe with your mom?

I'd like to meet:

others who are funny.
and love dogs.

Music:

Albert Hammond Jr., Angels And Airwaves, Architecture In Helsinki, The Arcade Fire, Art Brut, Asia, Band of Horses, The Beatles, Beirut, Ben Folds, Blink-182, Bob Dylan, The Bravery, Brendan Benson, British Sea Power, Chicks On Speed, Chromeo, Cream, Danny Elfman, The Darkness, Death From Above 1979, The Detroit Cobras, Dirty on Purpose, Dirty Pretty Things, The Distillers, The Dresden Dolls, Dr. Dre, The Eagles, Echo and the Bunny Men, Editors, ELO, Explosions in the Sky, Feist, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Gnarls Barkley, Gogol Bordello, The Go! Team, GreenDay, The Hellacopters, Her Space Holiday, Jefferson Airplane, Jenny Lewis, Johnny Cash, John Denver, John Lennon, Joey Ramone, Journey, Joy Division, KC & The Sunshine Band, Keane, The Killers, Lady Sovereign, Le Tigre, Little Richard, Longwave, Louis XIV, Matisyahu, Modest Mouse, Neko Case, No Doubt(Tragic Kingdom), Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Of Montreal, The New Pornographers, OK Go, Panic! At the Disco, Peaches, People in Planes, PJ Harvey, The Pixies, Prodigy, Queen, The Raconteurs, Rilo Kiley, Rolling Stones, Sahara Hotnights, Say Hi To Your Mom, Scorpions, The Sex Pistols, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Sleater-Kinney, Stars, Tapes 'n Tapes, Tom Petty, The Sounds, The Streets, The Strokes, Tokyo Police Club, Serena Maneesh, Surferosa, The Thermals, Tilly and The Wall, VHS or Beta, Weezer, Willie Nelson, Wu-Tang Clan, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Short Circuit 2, I Spit on Your Grave, Airborne, Rudy, Squid and the Whale, The Princess Blade, Brokeback Mountain, Singin' in the Rain, Dumb and Dumber, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Little Miss Sunshine, Lord of the Rings, March of the Penguins, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nacho Libre, Old School, Pee Wees Big Adventure, Shaun of the Dead, Secretary, Super Troopers

Television:

Dexter, Six Feet Under, Veronica Mars, 30 Rock, LOST, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Weeds, The Office.

Books:

people who's words i like include Palahniuk, Anthony, Tolkien, Sedaris, Klosterman, Heller, Burroughs, Adams, Vonnegut, Wells.

Heroes:

mom, she's been through a lot and she's still the best mom ever.
dad, i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i had more time.

My Blog

The best around, no ones ever gonna keep me down...

..>[ music | Joe Esposito - You're The Best ]..> so i find myself eating a packaged brownie, in my underwear, watching the karate kid, as my oliver suckles his froggie away on the eve of my first cla...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:31:00 PST

bitch ruined the best ms pac man game of my life last night.

..>[music|Mindless Self Indulgence - Bitches]..>seriously.i heart ms pac man, it's a main reason i venture to barcade.and i've never gotten over 90k, nevermind 100k.so the other night i was hanging la...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

don't bring a spatula to a knife fight.

..>[ music | The Go! Team - Everyone's a VIP to Someone ]..> friday night was quite nifty.saw a movie at the Sunshine theatre with Jenn, then we got some polish food (cause we're just a couple of cra...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:15:00 PST

what do you call a bee that produces milk? a boobee!

..>[ music | The Donnas - You've Got A Crush On Me ]..> so i was going to blog about my weekend because it was jampacked, mostly with work, but still.but then i was thinking, in addition to a lil tal...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

Paul got himself a real job! & "you just had to be there...."

..>[ music | The Futureheads - First Day ]..> so, i guess paul is a big boy now.gots me a full time job that i start tomorrow.the 45 hours a week, medical, dental, 401k, and an assortment of other th...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

it's a long way to tipperary...

..> ..> so i was sorting my ridiculous amount of tube socks, which is a pain because most of them are only different from each other in the most minute way..but anyways.i checked out the prayer car...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

I put the NEAT in Valentine! maybe the NAVEL too? but not the EVIL!

..>[ music | El Perro Del Mar - Candy ]..> so i spent the first part of my Valentines Day curled up in my chair wearing my pjs, watching All My Children and posting Valentines comments on my friends ...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST

it was a cold cold night, but Wii warmed it up together.. *wink wink*

..>[ music | Belle & Sebastian - To Be Myself Completely ]..> i didn't know what to do!my night was in shambles, shambles i say!mainly because i was longing for sushi with Breta.but alas, issues,...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

drinking and me!... or should that be, 'drinking and i'? whatever...

[ music | The New Pornographers - The Slow Descent Into Alcoholism ] so, drinking... and me.always makes a good combo, i think.now, i'm not much of a drinker...heck, i only had my first drink ever a ...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

too many references to female excretions?

[ music | Belle & Sebastian - I'm A Cuckoo ] seriously!first i was watching 'How It's Made' on the Discovery Channel.a pretty nifty show at times that takes you through the process of how random,...
Posted by i'm innocent. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST