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Kristine for President

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About Me


Thank you all for your support in helping me get to Las Vegas to compete (and represent New York!) in the Beauty Bar pageant finals! I promise I will do my absolute best!
Inspired, jovial and intensely creative so I'm never bored. And I like to take risks. I'm quite delighted by life, love and those who are like-minded and genuine. I do what I can to support my fellow New York City-based artists, musicians and creative sorts, especially my fellow fearless females. I also believe that volunteering with those less fortunate than oneself is an essential part of being a happy and healthy member of a community. Most people think they are too busy to volunteer, but if you're interested in making a commitment to help brighten someone's day check out www.volunteermatch.org to find the best fit for your lifestyle.
On an average day in New York City, how many times do you think you are photographed?

Paparazzi do not count, although I have seen some very attractive ones.

Sometimes when I'm cranky, one of my friends calls me "Anton" which is funny if you know him.

Don't try this at home!

Check out my blog for some excellent audio clips of Alice and I together on our show. Sweet, sweet memories...
This is for Danbury!
Recent self-portrait.

My Interests

Using my voice, making costumes, starting my band, writing (editorial, comedy, poetry, lyrics, parodies, tragedies), guerilla marketing, photography, performance art, trapeze, cooking & baking, film and event production.
Check out the first movie for parisnewyork.info:

"Oh mon amour, a toi toujours. Dans tes grands yeux, rien que nous deux."

I also love strings, and here is a photo I'm especially proud of which I took of DeVotchKa this summer at the Spiegeltent.

"I'm only doing this to pay for college."- Destiny the doll, which I originally purchased at Howdy Do on East 7th Street and...improved upon my last night working at Library Bar. She may deserve her own MySpace page by now.

I also paint and accept commissioned work if you're interested. This is the first painting I sold in NYC. 36x36, acrylic on canvas. I was inspired by a photograph I took of a bus while residing in Brooklyn. The B61's route is the longest in the city and it's common that new MTA drivers get this route as their first. One driver I asked said manning the B61 was really a drag because there's no convenient place to stop and relieve yourself on that long, long ride until you get to the end of the line in Red Hook.

Here's my old friend Bill Shannon, AKA Crutchmaster. Totally worth checking out.

I just love Coney Island.

And although the quality of this isn't tops, you can take the girl out of the circus, but you can't take the circus out of the girl. I WILL master the silks!

Hooray for Edward Scissorhands and stop animation!

I'd like to meet:


Myself in my past lives.
Salvatore Dali.
Billie Holiday.
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Music:



And for those of you wondering what the song was I performed at the Drop Dead Gorgeous Semi-Finals...

::sigh::Damon...

Movies:

Sometimes I feel like this is how the day is going to go, how I have to tackle my tasks.

Whenever I feel blue or need inspiration I watch Isaac Mizrahi work it out in UnZipped.

And another inspiring favorite, Delicatessen.

Television:



Books:

I enjoy utilizing the New York Public Library but currently have overdue books so I have borrowed a couple from friends.

Heroes:



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My Blog

"Im Going to Blog The Crap Out of That!"

The above, a common utterance from my lips as of late, is rarely fulfilled. Until now. Strange coincidences abound, the weather is cold and I have forgotten my scarf. The alarm on my new phone, a temp...
Posted by Kristine for President on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST

My First GoGo Gig (Photo)

from gogo/acrobatic mania at NC-17.
Posted by Kristine for President on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:36:00 PST

Can You Spot Me in the Brazilian Girls "Jique" Video?

Nudity! Synths! Brazilian Girls! This video, directed by Adria Petty (Tom Petty's extremely talented daughter) is NSFW and you must be 18 or over to watch it. Otherwise, turn those speakers UP and CLI...
Posted by Kristine for President on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

DJ Gig Artwork I Made


Posted by Kristine for President on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:11:00 PST

Early On Valentines Day (or late on the eve)

Have you ever had someone spit on you? Get it on your face and clothes? It's terrible and terribly disgusting, warm and wet and alien. In fact, I believe that in just about every culture on the planet...
Posted by Kristine for President on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:11:00 PST

Before You Fall In Love

It's that time of year again when the birds are chirping, the squirrels are chattering, the flowers are in bloom and the pigeons in the city are being amarous just about anywhere they please. It's sp...
Posted by Kristine for President on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:15:00 PST

Christmas (All Year) With Alice Cooper

Wriiten by me, performed by Alice Cooper and myself, engineered by David Lacey. Please leave a comment, I would love your feedback!A Very Alice Cooper Christmas Add to My Profile | More ...
Posted by Kristine for President on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST

Gayest Song Ever Written?

LIsten in as Alice Cooper, Tommy Shaw and Jay Weir of Styx and I debate who wrote the gayest song EVER>Posted By:Kristine Get this video and more at MySpace.comWritten by: KristinePerforme...
Posted by Kristine for President on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

Peter Frampton's Ironing Obsession

Much like Eric Clapton, Peter Frampton's obsession with freshly ironed garments is a little known quirk which Alice Cooper and I explore in this classic comedy clip. Posted By:Kristine Get...
Posted by Kristine for President on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Cleanliness is Godliness

Did you know that more men than women fail to wash their hands after using the toilet? Listen to this newscast with Alice Cooper and I (Mistress Kitty) to learn how to wash your hands the RIGHT way!P...
Posted by Kristine for President on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:31:00 PST