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I am Mouse, not the puppy!!

About Me



Art Pimp!!

Whez ma $$!!?! I'm obssesed with my work, addicted to affection, & a real-life compulsive friend!! photo by Mich!! "Mighty Mouse"

photo by my bro "cheeksdeniro "
It's all about the "Wow" ... ask me about it! I'd be glad to explain. More Mouse Photo below by Esther!!

How Mouse gets the ladies at a fashion designer's Lower East Side trunk show


1.

Make sure you are good and drunk!! Hint: taking advantage of the complimentary beer and/or wine. [I like to double fist at these events to avoid any questioning of how macho one is ...hey it is a women's fashion opening ... get your "grrrrrrrrr" on and proclaim your dude'ness] The cigarette behind the ear is always good to have as your lifesaver, CRASH and BURN in 20 seconds, just ask for a light and walk away keeping face ... finish your butt and get back to the bar. Note: non smokers ... do not try this or ask for a cigarette from a friend. NYC is too expensive to waste cigarettes on "I don't smoke but can I bum one" peoples and/or the " I only smoke when I drink" liars [cheap bastards!! buy your own!!]

2.

Casually focus your eyes on that sexy girl in the dress. Note: don't fall or trip ... that's just retarded. Although she may seem pricey with the chic look, trust me. [see photo 2. No head means no thinking involved, no arms means she can't slap you, no legs ... bitch can't run too far.] This one seems to have a pole up her ass but give it a go. [Don't forget to keep drinking, you'll seem smarter]

3.

Get close don't be afraid. If she pushes away ... it's your breath. [This is why it is so important to kill any gnarly gingivitis kick back with the complimentary beer/wine provided at the party. Fuck gum or mints that only kills your buzz]. Try and be touchy feely, chicks like that like that like fashionistas like making up fashion trends and phrases that mean absolutely nothing.

4.

Before you go in for the KILL, remember to burp and breath out through your nostrils. This can be accomplished by having your face sunken into a your cup and/or wine glass ... pretend to sip and let it out. Don't forget to to pull the glass/cup away quickly because like catching farts and throwing: the kick back can be devastating. Gently do your reach over move and WALLAA!! Bam!!! Let's go back to my place!
[disclaimer: These are not the conscious thoughts/actions of Mouse. I am actually his id and alter ego taking over while he is asleep .... that is so FIGHT CLUB 'esk!

My Interests

Pimpin emerging artist[s] out to the public through art events, gallery parties, and alternative spaces. Supporting sub-cultures and local art scenes: create and motivate an art movement!s.u.n.Arts

I'd like to meet:

WTF ... who the hell wants to answer this! Duh ... Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, other "social-drinkers", "I quit smoking except when I drink" people and photobooth bandits!!Have a drink and/or a smoke while having coffee ... it's all good! Just be fun, witty, creative, and good humored! Anyone who can sneak in a burp while having a serious conversation. Inspire me! Make me laugh! Teach me and learn with me! Collaboration!! It's all about helping each other! People who can tolerate my geeky sometimes morbidly odd sense of humor. Sometimes you just gotta ignore me, I'll stop promise! Unles you like it. People who can chill or jump off at any given time, spontaneous individuals, independant radical thinkers, geeks with rockstar qualities, serious nerds with sex appeal, a good id, silly but smart, or if you're just nice like that. Men from Mars, women from Venus, butt no one from Ur-anus!!

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Music:

hip hop, VNV Nation, KMFDM, Ministry, Daft Punk, Lady Tron, Bjork, Vitalic, Tangerine Dream, Le Tigre, Veruca Salt, Depeche Mode, Erasure, Yaz, Delta 9, Metallica, ABBA, electronic music, Tribe Called Quest, RUN DMC, 50 cents, synth pop, dark wave, Stereo Lab, Chemical Bros., Underworld, Ultraviolence, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machines, Prick, Lard, Switch Blade Symphony, Jackson 5, Edith Pilaf, Radio Head, KHZ, My Life With Thrill Kill Kult, Outkast, Led Zepplin, The Roots, Front 242, Massive Attack, Wumpscut, Die Form, Die Krups, Death in June, Suicidal Tendencies, Joy Division, Cyndy Lauper, Operation Ivy, Modest Mouse, Mouse on Mars, Fugazi, Slayer, Anthrax, Brian Seltzer Orchastra, Stray Cats, Adam Ant, Billy Idol, Culture Club, Pet Shop Boys, New Order, Blondie, Concrete Blonde, Joan Jett, Nitzer ebb, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Velvet Underground, DOA, The Specials, The White Stripes, Jungle Bros., Dead Alive, Bikini Kill, Laibach, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, The Doors, John Lennon, U2, Nirvana, Stone Templed Pilots, Garbage, Hole, The Distillers, Babes In Toyland, NOFX, Gorillaz, NIN, Korn, Sex Pistols, Lords of Acid, Offspring, Public Enemy, Ministry of Sound, Sound Garden, Pixies, Violent Femmes, Janes Addiction, Sonic Youth, the exchanges, the brotha who sings Beatles songs at the L train subway platform on Sunday mornings [90'S TECHNO, 80's pop, 70's disco, 60's & 50's rock n roll, Sad Songs, Japanese Pop, German Industrial, Filipino dance remixes, mentos jingles, budweiser commercials]

Movies:


Cult films, 80's teen cult films; Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Pretty in Pink, Lost Boys, Nightmare on Elm St., anime/ Manga films [ie; Vampire Hunter D], foreign indy films; Baise Moi, City of God, The Devil's Back Bone, The Eye, City of Lost Children, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Criterion Films, Baraka, Dark Days, Crumb, Dancer in the Dark [w/ Bjork], Tim Burton films, Stanley Kubrick films, Ridely Scott films, Francis Ford Copella films [ie: Dracula], Quentin Tarantino films [ie; Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill vol. I], , David Lynch films, Darren Aronofski films [Requiem for a Dream], In the Mouth of Madness, Nite of the Living Dead [original & 1990's remake], Dawn of the Dead [original & 2004 remake], Return of the Living Dead, Alien Quadrilogy, Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb, Spiderman, Matrix, Happiness, Four Rooms, Cube, American History X, Pooty Tang, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Royal Tenebaums, Amelie, The Warriors, Naked Lunch, Rushmoore, Run Lola Run, Brazil, Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Lolita, Jackass, Russ Meyer films, John Waters films, Charlies Angels & Full Throttle, Pixar movies, D. Cronenberg films, Ang Lee films, Troma films, Soldier, oldschool Kung Fu flicks, Black Hawk Down, Blackmask, Once Upon a Time in China trilogy, Underworld, Dark City, Evil Dead trilogy, X Men, DareDevil, Pirates of the Caribean, 28 days later, 21 Grams, The Ring, Fight Club, IFC channel, Adaptation, Lost in Translation, Highway, Napolian Dynamite, Garden State, OT, A Series of Unforgetable Events, Kung Fu Hustle, House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Sholin Soccer, Bloodsport, Three Ninjas, Prey for Death, Enter the Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja, American Ninja, Best of the Best, Enter the Dragon, Last Dragon, Back to the Beach, Muppets take Manhatten, Arthur, First Knight, Excalibur, Bully, Red Dawn, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Natural Born Killers, Van Wylder, Mulholland Dr., Bound, Romeo & Juliet, Mod Squad, Go, Shallow Hal, Sex Lies & Videotapes, Welcome to the Dollhouse, 40 Year Old Virgin, Corpse Bride, The Gods Must Be Crazy series, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, PALM series of directors, The Hunger [with David Bowie], Vintage Erotica Anno 1930/Anno 1940, really bad B-rated horror films, & my friends' family home movies!!

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My Blog

2nd Annual "Dear Pin Up Girls" Aug. 9 2007

For Immediate ReleaseBrooklyn, New YorkJuly 26, 2007Contact: "Mouse" D. [email protected] presents: The 2nd Annual "Dear Pin-Up Girls" group show Opening Thursday, August 9, 7...
Posted by Mouse on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

070107 Psycho Billy Luau

I sponsored an event that incorporated pin up girls and 6 dominant Pscyobilly bands. I'll post the links in a minute. and pictures stay stuned kiddies.
Posted by Mouse on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

[pics] photobooth pics + Guy's Rules

The Guys' Rules ------------------------- At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" ...
Posted by Mouse on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:13:00 PST

old bulletins

Just a teaser until I get the rest of the pics!! OMG!! Date: Nov 22, 2005 12:30 PM I. Mouse Questions A. Who are all the Sagitarius? B. What are you all doing? C. Do I look like...
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:20:00 PST

[pics] old pics from old page

OMG! "Oh My Goth-ness!"...
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

[pics] It's about hotdogz, cocks, and poodles

mmmmm taking a break from blood orange mojitos. [spelling] Pop burger is so good, but I think it's the mustard and ketchup makes things yummy Visting Austin at Essex Friends in Soho with th...
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

[pics] Mouse antics summer vol. 1

This is a serious beer! This is Lou helping me finish my beer! This Is Oscar not happy to miss out on the beer. Rocksta Mouse on the M21 ... because rawkstas travel with class on public t...
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

[pics] How Mouse gets the ladies at a fashion boutique

How Mouse gets the ladies at a fashion designer's opening [taken @ Lola Y Maria in the LES] 1. Make sure you are good and drunk!! Hint: taking advantage of the complimentary beer and/or wine. [I l...
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

[fortune teller] Chinese horrorscope survey ... try it!!!

file:///Users/frontdesk/Desktop/mouse temp file/text2 Folder/chinesehoroscope.htm Fucking cool!!!
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

[pics] Random Mouse pics no particular order

Best'est Dog ever!! I My Corporate professional look. Dorks!...
Posted by Mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST