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Alyssa Key Lime Pie

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About Me

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My life is all about my projects.


my clothing label
(click here for full press page)
our music merch company
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There are very few things I can attest to knowing as law and truth, based on my own experiences thus far (I keep adding more as I go; that is, if I remember to write my epiphanes down!):

1. Life is not a dress rehearsal; if you dream it, fucking do it already.
2. Accusations stem only from one's own insecurities... or even worse, guilt.
3. Female intuition is superior to clairvoyance.
4. I am a confident, intense, and incredibly busy and driven vessel; challenging to date if you are a coward, introverted, inexperienced, or lazy.
5. No matter how hard you try, you can't make someone love you.
6. Plastic surgery has the potential to be unknowingly addictive.
7. Ironically, life seems to have even more value when given a second chance.
8. Dachshunds carry the meaning to life within their breath.
9. New York City is NOT a place for love.
10. Failure is only a possibility after surrender.
11. To stay looking young, always moisturize your neck, too.
12. The best things come in small packages (short people make better lovers).
13. You will grace your enemies with inspiration, the harder you work to prove them wrong. And this is, indeed, good.
14. Laughter + communication = the formula to a zealous relationship.
15. Procrastination breeds regret.
16. The more attractive they are, the crazier they are.
17. Abandonment comes naturally when one is not predisposed to face reality.
18. Sacrifices made for success are a hard thing to accept. Balancing it all is even harder
19. Never hold back a tear. Or, if you do, take a shower; a long one will camoflauge many.
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My Interests

Johnny. (my pup, add him!).

I'd like to meet:

People to join my crew.

And, a human version of my dog, male or female.

Music:

¡¡¡¡¡The Lipsticks!!!! and noise that makes my feet move.

Television:

Prison Break. The Office.

Books:

The Rules. The Alchemist. Veronika Decides to Die. The Little Prince. And the first half of Atlas Shrugged, because that's as far as I truly ever get.

Heroes:

my beautiful mother.

My Blog

EVENTS: Gig, Young Love, Sidewalk Sale, Fashion Show.

God, in the next life I'll be an events coordinator. Band stuff, LB stuff, yadda yadda.Big ups to Alex English for inviting Love Brigade to sponsor Young Love this month, Captain for asking us to part...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

When mysteries are solved.

There is one thing in this life that will always hold true - each day retains at least one mystery. Whether an old one lurking from decades ago or one that is queried fresh, it is the life and act of ...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

Love Brigade online store UP WITH NEW STOCK!

Yes. The LB Online Boutique is now ready for you and your habitual spending problem. Women's, Men's, Accessories, Sale stuff, and also items from friends of the Love Brigade: Torsion (LA) and Colin St...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

UPCOMING EVENTS (aka I know where the party's at)

TOMORROW! Tinypants and yours truly - at LIT DJ'ing. I'mst the best hypegirl around, watchit!SATURDAY!Love Brigade GRAND REOPENING PARTY at the Boutique!!!! 10% off until Midnight. Tinypants DJs, Alli...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

May 12th - my band plays the Knitting Factory, NYC.

please please please come!click here to view our profile.xo....
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

i might be a bragger, but i'm one who will change the world.

despite my computer harddrive crashing, my phone being dropped in a toilet, and waking up this morning feeling like death, i have SO many great things to look forward to... and nothing else matters.1....
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

I <3 journalists like Manny Blocker.

Flattery will get you everywhere! :) Thank you forthe wonderful write-up, Manny, we will be posting it to the Love Brigade press page next month with all of the other wonderful press we've been recei...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

Restricting my profile a bit. Something's gotta give.

The problem:I feel run down. I never leave the office. I have bags under my eyes and wrinkles are setting in. I'm here 10am - midnight 7 days a week. I seem to be so over-the-top busy that I can't giv...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

FALL 2007 LOOKBOOK ONLINE NOW! ALSO, LB.... IN YOUR CITY?

I'd be honored if you took a look. Thank you, friends, for the constant support! We will soon be available in boutiques and department stores in the following:SoHo, NYCLES, NYCJacksonville Beach, FLCh...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

Alyssa Tshirts?

LowHero.DLL tshirts available now, get one! So honored, thank you HLCrake.Now, when do I get one?! ;)click here to see the mock-up, go to blogx...
Posted by Who Shot Your A.K.? on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:47:00 PST