A well-behaved woman never makes history

About Me

I can make a mean deviled egg. I plan on procreating with Thom Yorke. Private profiles are the most preposterous, presumptuous, puerile, and pathetic product of insecurity. I like walking around New York in a frilly dress, smoking, listening to this song. Jim Beam is my boyfriend, but I have sex with a homofelinextraterrtrialoppotamus rex. I'm kind of the best homogoldenswanrabbitgluteus maximus ever. And yes ma'am, I am very full of myself, and no sir, I won't get over it.

My Interests

museums. dancing. parks. Shakespeare. unlimited metro cards. boys. decadence. Jim Beam. journals. cooking. self-portraits. McQueen. love letters. smoking. sex. presents. sex presents. slang. black. London. flowers. chocolate. Westwoood. opera. silk. wine, women, and song.

I'd like to meet:

John Galt, Satan, and a psychotic Rothmore, please.

Music:

Anything that massages my brain.

Books:

Harry Potter and Shakespeare remain the most re-read works in my library.