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Who Is John Galt?

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I think an analogy would work best:
Imagine you're an adorable 6 year-old and you've just opened up the cutest little lemonade stand at the end of your driveway on Main Street in Anytown, USA.
A man in a gorilla suit walks up and bashes your skull in with a baseball bat.
That's as far as I've gotten so far...
I'll try and have the rest of the analogy done by Thursday.
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Hooking women is easy.
Losing them is easier by far.
But if they're drunk enough to fuck you
Then they can't be driving home in their car.
So you get her in a cab.
Make her pay. Drag her into your flat.
And keep her topped off
With whatever got you as far as that.
In the morning when she opens her eyes
And you let your guard down.
You can time how long it takes her to ask
For a taxi back to town.
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living dying in a cave, like you do // oh, i thought you meant "do you want a cup of COFFEE" // i want to work in a shoe shop, and discover shoes no one has ever discovered // help help, i'm covered in beeees // sorry, it was a bit too inquisitive ... it was supposed to be the Spanish Casual Chat // i like my women like i like my coffee, hot and with a spoon in them // dear paul, (saint) apparently ... fuck off ... hugs and kisses the corinthians // i am emperor fabulous // thanks mother nature, we've been dying for a shag // day one, rang bell, cat fucked off // this one's wet, this one's wet, this one's wet ... did you dry these in a rain forest ... why with the power of the death star can we not get a fucking dry tray? //
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AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC!

(Fall 2008)


brought to you by: (d)J. Galt

subverting musical malaise since 1991
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A quick and painless death. Eddie Izzard. Someone with a dangerous slutty shoe obsession. Myself at 16 so I could smack the hopeless romantic out of me. Thomas Paine, so we could commiserate over the sad state of our current "democracy." An ex who actually regretted breaking my heart and was miserable without me. A future ex-to be who would regret breaking my heart and be miserable with me. Eva Green Kate Bekinsale Toni Halliday in a dark alley. Whoever put the "bop" in the "bop she-bop she-bop she-bop". An untimely end.

My Blog

Where Does Irony End and Breathtaking Idiocy Begin?

From CBN's Prayer Needed for Global Economies:In January of this year, Cindy Jacobs was in a worship service when the Lord spoke to her, "Cindy, the strongman over America doesn't live in Washington, ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:51:00 GMT

AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC! (Summer 2008)

If you missed AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC! (Summer 2008) you can listen to it here any time you like ... brought to you by: (d)J. Galtsubverting musical malaise since 1991
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMT

LOVE, BILLY?: A One Week Anniversary Of An Un-Anniversary

I loved the words you wrote to meBut that was bloody yesterdayI can't survive on what you pretendEvery time you need a friendI saw two shooting stars last nightI wished on them but they were only sate...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:42:00 GMT

MUSICAL FOOTPRINTS ON A BROKEN HEART

Have you ever wondered what a lifetimes worth of heartbreak sounds like? I had never thought of it until recently, because I haven't been able to think of much else. It is a sad story. It is a jour...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:17:00 GMT

THE ELITIST MENACE AMONG US!!!

I often wonder how many people out there the satire of The Colbert Report is lost on (I am sure Voltaire the progenitor of political satire is not on many coffee tables across our fine land). The "ed...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:03:00 GMT

AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC! (Spring 2008)

If you missed AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC! (Spring 2008) you can listen to it here any time you like ... brought to you by: (d)J. Galtsubverting musical malaise since 1992Also be sure to be at ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

MAYs MOVIES YOU MIGHT MISS

Son Of Rambow - 02 MAY 2008 (Limited) Director: Garth JenningsCast: Neil Dudgeon, Bill MilnerSynopsis: In 1980's Britain, young Will Proudfoot is raised in isolation among The Brethren, a pur...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 22:13:00 GMT

AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC! (Winter 2007)

For those of you who missed the last installment of bands from AVANT CHIC! | APRÈS CHIC! (Winter 2007) you are in luck. You can pull up this blog and take a listen to all of your favourites anytime y...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:54:00 GMT

THE ENEMY WITHIN by Gore Vidal

THE ENEMY WITHINby Gore Vidal27 October 2002 - The Guardian Introduction On 24 August 1814, things looked very dark for freedom's land. That was the day the British captured Washington DC and s...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:18:00 GMT

NERD ALERT! NERD ALERT!

Fresh off the press for all of us LOTR nerds!!!! If the trailer for Hellboy II: The Golden Army and Pan's Labyrinth are any indication these two films should be awesome. Plus I love the idea of a f...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:32:00 GMT