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Joe Wize

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have a really big, eh...I'm just a big dork.
I am the world's sexiest white man trapped in a black man's body.
I've been studying music since I was sperm.
I studied jazz trumpet in college, which means I'm pretty good with my lips. (Hi-can we say band geek?)
I'm a rockstar in training and a dj.
I give really good backrubs, but only if you behave yourself.

Oh and whatever I say, don't trust me with a boat.

My Interests

Music, fashion, baseball, scotch, cigars, and travel.

I'd like to meet:

DJs, musicians, chicks who drink single malt, and chicks who like baseball.

Music:

Miles Davis,Chet Baker, Gerry Mulligan, Charles Mingus, The Slackers, The Pilfers (RIP), The Specials, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Danny Elfman, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, The Pharcyde, Biggie, Cyantific, Calibre, Marcus Intalex, Old Ram Records, London Elektricity, Matrix, Masters At Work, Todd Edwards, Random Movement, Bibel Gilberto, Curtis Mayfield, Herbie Hancock, Anita O'Day, Billie Holiday, Al Green, cheezy bar rock music that everyone knows the words to, James Brown, Prince, Kruder & Dorfmeister, the Paris Lounge compliations, Duke Ellington, Cake, Lily Allen

Movies:

American Psyco, The Aristicrats, Batman (Michael Keaton kids-who the fuck picked George Clooney anyway?), Thunderball, Rules of Attraction, Spy Game, Closer, Lost in Translation, The Island, Goldfinger, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Indiana Jones

Books:

I'm illiterate.

Heroes:

James Bond, Samuel L. Jackson, Batman

My Blog

Another day at the office...

Sometimes people have no idea what they're saying.I'm at work wearing my Yankees t-shirt when this chick comes in. (Mind you-the shirt fits me instead of it being loose like most sports gear.) While...
Posted by Joe Wize on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:57:00 PST

Life has a sense of irony...

So Im sitting here thinking about my year so far and Im trying to figure out-why is life so twisted?  Seriously-at the beginning of this year I had a PR job that I was really excited about, despi...
Posted by Joe Wize on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

My 25th Birthday...

(Disclaimer:  This is not one of my usual light hearted funny drunken stories that I normally tell.  Im pretty pissed right now, and am using this to vent.)   I wake up, hung over.&nbs...
Posted by Joe Wize on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:00:00 PST