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Johnny Gameshow

Bringing You the Suck... Now in Technicolor!

About Me

My fish tank is about 20x as interesting as I am.
Mark Mothersbaugh is about 2000x as interesing as I am.

My Interests

I hate.... A LOT. I focus on it. If I was in shape and articulate, I'd be Henry Rollins. But as long as I'm Fat and Dumb, I'll just be an Asshole.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with Potato chips.

Music:

You know... whatever. I wanna say that I listen to nothing but ambient jazz from Switzerland to try to impress girls, but I'm not a good liar.

Movies:

Netflix has made this part of my profile a revolving door.

Television:

Toilet Cams and Sellivision

Books:

Whatever my Douche Bag Professors make me read...

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa, not the fictional character, but the real life boxer whom Sylvester Stallone has modeled his life after.

My Blog

Fuel Prices, the High Costs of Living and the Facts of the Matter

Ever ask yourself why we've beaten down Iraq and waged a Holy War in the name of the Petroleum Messiah, yet the cost of Gas has gone up instead of down?Why has everything gotten so expensive in recent...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:08:00 PST

Bros, Brunches, Benedicts, Beers, Bloody Maries and Birthdays

I'm gonna have a B-day Brunch on the 18th (Sunday) to celebrate my elevation into the next realm. This level up is REALLY awesome for me, because not only do I get 10 more hp and double up on my mana,...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:05:00 PST

The SXS Mess

Is only a week away.  I gotta write four freakin' exams and pick up a bunch of supplies and some new insoles for my shoes between now and then.  I hate industry people so much.  For all...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

I drink my coffee From a Darth Vader Mug

And I avoid school by typing shit on myspace. It's an English paper anyways; and, as you can see, I'm typing in English!  Good enough as far as I'm concerned. So my rommate Frank has this AWESOME...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

24 Hours Later

I've fallen off the Detox (for now).  I'm gonna try to start again after the Superbowl.  It's amazing, the Superbowl seems to be a clear division between two different types of people: those...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

I have nothing to Blog About...

But Laurel wanted me to post something.  Honestly, I've never had a fan before, and I want to do whatever I can to keep the one I have. So the master cleanse is for sucks.  Food is delicious...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

A little gripe about the local kids playing at Emo's.

It's a gripe that I posted a while ago... I figured you might get a kick out of it.  It's all ranty and not polished or proofread though. If you've got a show coming up, why don't you get all fuc...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST

Because Blogs are Like Poetry Slams

I'm going to counter Tommy's Blog with my own blog.  The difference is, I found the orb of tranquility in the Castle of Olgarath after defeating the Undead Beholder; and that means that my blogs ...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:56:00 PST

I guess I'm bloggin again.

This one goes out to all the "don't call illegal aliens illegal aliens" people. I understand we all have our plights... I realize that some words hurt and that derogatory ethnic and racial terms are c...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

Small Faces BBC Sessions... FUCK YEAH!

So here I am, ready to start stabbing my boss and peers, havent left my house for a great deal of time and my new puppy keeps on destroying, or pissing on anything she can get to.  The mail comes...
Posted by Johnny Gameshow on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:27:00 PST