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Krystal Ruby Diamond Rainbow

About Me

I am an artichoke flower! Not according to some test, but according to my own unbiased judgment.
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Favorite Picture of the Whenever the hell I feel like it: This "Week's" Winner is Marian the Librarian. Why I like this picture should be evident but for those to whom it's not: 1) It contains Marian Brock, always a plus. 2) It contains a snowman. Snowmen are awesome especially in the summer. 3) I'm pretty sure shortly after, Marian ate the snowman; now that's quite a feat!
Prize Archive:9/8/08: Donna did not receive anything for spring break because she had "family" or somesuch. 4/29/07: Cole received a dance and a glass of wine on memorial day weekend. [RECEIVED] 8/8/07: Ginni and peter received a visit over the summer and a dance party. (wine not included). [RECEIVED] 9/10/07: Mary will receive a call intended for another Mary, and an enchanted toy. 12/6/07: David will receive a bottle of wine and a Serenity date in December. [RECEIVED] 1/28/07: Ginni and Peter an indoor picnic and a bucket of smiles [RECEIVED... sorta]edited with this(www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone with a ninja kite to battle my pirate one, people who will feed me muffins and coffee, people with freckles in strange places, accepting elitist, mischief makers, intelligent people who can’t spell, those who still believe in fairies, someone who can teach me things, masters of squirrels and mistresses of butterflies, someone who will read me Neruda in the original Spanish, people who aren’t afraid to get locked in the botanical gardens, mechanics and comp sci geeks, champagne drinkers, artists and poets and businessmen, people who live in tree houses, tango dancers, and cowboys, real ones with six shooters, horses, and a swagger.

My Blog

What procrastination will drive you to

I recently close to ruined my USB memory stick, Lil’ Buddy. It was in the back of my laptop, I didn’t realize it, and I set it down pretty much on top of it breaking open it’s plasti...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:49:00 GMT

And then there was London

Last weekend we took the train down to London, where danny's mum had paid for a fabulous hotel for us for the weekend. We checked in, got dressed and went out for coffee. Came back and got changed cuz...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:32:00 GMT

England: In the beginning...

... there were the transvestites. Well not really but I did see an absolutely dreadful looking woman who I was convinced for most of a meal was a cross dresser but turned out just to be a very unfortu...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:17:00 GMT

Today is the day of Stupid Tests (tm)

I'm amazed they have this... ayurveda is stepping up in the world..>Your Dosha is PittaYou have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.You have both the drive and people skill...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:28:00 GMT

I'm officially one of "those" ru's

This is totally excluding the fact that I went to MUM and now work at an Enlightenment center... I'm at work and I was responding to someone's inquiries about tm. She said she was just getting back i...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:50:00 GMT

AT&T Sex Blunder

Today at work my boss had me call AT&T about a few questions we had. The number I called could answer one question but I had to call the billing office to answer the other. The number he gave me w...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Not *all* business

With all this business one might ask "how does he stay sane?" As a man of action must, Sam is well versed in many ways of relaxation He camps, intimidating anything or anyone that might get in his w...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:34:00 GMT

... speaking of fan clubs

He has feasts thrown in his honor Whole tribes gather to honor him he even has his own military, because a secret agent this awesome needs protection.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:22:00 GMT

Sam and the ladies

Although he may hold a very important security job there is still time for Sam to relax a little and hang with the ladies, after all we wouldn't want our secret agents to be stressed out would we? Hu...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:07:00 GMT

SAM - Secret Agent Man*

I finally got around to posting my blog about SAM the secret agent man: This is SAM, or for capitals sake Sam. He is a secret agent that works for the united states government. He is all business....
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:00:00 GMT