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Pick-Axe Bobby

PURE GOLDEN HILARITY

About Me

*I'm happy and I like things*
*Confusion is sexy*
*Sorry, I apologize too much.*
*LSAT, toast*
*http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html*
*Jason: yeah, bobby is like, the anti-jerk. if he were distilled into some kind of injectable serum he could single-handedly eliminate the douchebag epidemic*

My Interests

Baby Duck Hat, the praying mantis, bullshit bloothirsty butchers with an insatiable appetite for blood, vikings, whiskey, Freudian tittytypos, tubetops forever, heartburn.

I'd like to meet:



Also:
Kenny Winker
Mr. Coke
Ben Franklin
Liam Lynch
Big Fat Idahoan Butchers

Music:



Big Business, King Diamond, Mensclub, My Morning Jacket, Tom Waits, Nirvana, Friends of Lizzy, Valient Thorr, Boulder, Judas Priest, earthlings?, The Jesus Lizard, Spiraling, Motorhead, Soilent Green, TAD, Clutch, Melvins, Mastodon, Mountain Goats, Stooges, Jim White, Liz Phair (sue me), Hank III, D4, Suplecs, 27, Johnny Cash, Beck, The Rev., Mudhoney, QOTSA, Devo, Zappa, Elvis Costello, Pentagram, Earth, Aphex Twin, sound effects records, tape recorded phone conversations, loop of The Price is Right theme song

Movies:

Office Space, Dress to Kill, UHF, Amelie, Memento, Wet Hot American Summer, The Professional, Repo Man, Man with No Name Trilogy, anything Troma, anything with Steve McQueen, Castle Freak, and that 30-minute movie that Dali made

Television:

The State....um....oh, Sifl and Olly......B & B.....Sunday Night Sex Show for pure creepiness value, Metalocalypse, those guys who rip phone books in half for Jesus, Stella, Home Movies, Sealab, Scrubs, The Young Ones, Psycho Dad, Reno 911

Books:

Seuss, Azerrad, Rand, Gibson, Vonnegut, Burroughs, Heinlein

Heroes:

Pom-Pom & Pootie-T

My Blog

Watch my metal video blog.

It's totally gnar-gnar-binks.Here's one of my faves: The Metal Minute - Unlikely Metal Match-UpsGet your own embeddable video codes at Roxwel.comThe rest can be found at that link ab...
Posted by Pick-Axe Bobby on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

I'm gonna lame this fuckin place up!

Seriously, yo. I give it 2 days before everyone I ask to add me as friend finds some newer, cooler site to go to. Then teh process will repeat again. Bastards.
Posted by Pick-Axe Bobby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST