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gwen

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About Me

Since I haven't updated this since I got myspace a couple years ago, now would be a good time. I'm always cold and I hate pie. I feel myself getting older every day. I'm a geek. I took a Shakespeare class for fun at UTA and lied to everyone and pretended I was pissed and that it was a requirement. I have an 9 year old son named Mason who makes better grades than me and isn't ashamed to make up songs about it. I'm a homebody- I'm obsessed with food and eating. When my matabolism changes (which I hear it will) I will be a fatty fat pants. Once I applied for the circus, but they didn't hire me. I've done some movies (all fully clothed, despite film names such as "The Neverending Pony Ride"). Now I'm boring and sit at home and watch zombie movies and look for grey hairs and sing commercial jingles because I really like them. Just got some camera equiptment, so I plan on making my own gorey zombie films as soon as I get over my pissed offness about my computer eating my last script. I also really like it when I see really old married people that still like eachother, and I love sticking my fingers in spackle, and Scott Baio. Meaning I like Scott Baio, and I like sticking my fingers in spackle-- not that I like sticking my fingers in Scott Baio and spackle. Although, I guess I'm not opposed to it. (Call me, Scott.)

My Interests

horror movies, bad horror, being IN bad horror movies, b-movies, zombies, gore, reading, writing, and arithma...scratch that last one. I hate to sound one note here, but really, if it's not about horror movies, then I probably don't care a whole lot

I'd like to meet:

George Romero, Lucio Fulci, Sam Ramie, Dario Argento, Shakespeare, Lloyd Kaufman. I wanna get police brutalized by Sgt. Kabukeman, Raaarrrr.... I want to meet Stephen King, and Chuck E Cheese... at the same time.Here's the thing; if you know me, add me. But if you are a friend collector and have 574 people on your list then I'm not going to approve your request. I'm not interested in filling up my friends list to look fat with a bunch of people I don't give 2 shits about- whose profile I will never revisit.P.S. I don't want to check out your band, either. (excluding, of course, the bands that I have on my list now. You guys are rad like Scott Baio

Music:

Man, I like the most opposite stuff, I think. I can't say, like most people, that I like just about everything. Cuz I don't. There's very little music that I actually really like, and there's not one catagory of music that I listen to more than any other. I like everthing from loud guitar rapeing to the 80's ballads. Misfits, They Might Be Giants, Chicago, Air Supply, ABBA, GWAR, Butt Trumpet, Alice Donut, The Last Dance, Evanescence, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror, Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Soul Asylum, DK, Circle Jerks, Skinny Puppy, Pet Shop Boys, David Bowie, Cindy Lauper, Blue Oyster Cult, Echo and the Bunnymen, Micheal Graves, Counting Crows

Movies:

Amelie, Cannible the Musical, Terror Firmer, Bloodsucking Freaks, Tromeo and Juliet, Toxic Avenger, Zombie, Zombie 3, Zombie 4, Gates of Hell, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, 1, 2, and 3, (and anxiously awaiting 4 and 5), The Dead Next Door, Cannible Ferox, Dead Alive, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Watership Down, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (the old school cartoon version), Cube, Legend, Nothing, man my brain hurts. Most any horror movie, really. Donnie Darko

Television:

I'm a sucker for reality tv. House. Survivor, Beauty and the Geek, Malcolm in the Middle, Grey's Anatomy, 6 Feet Under, Simpsons, Friends (yeah yeah, I know). I like the judge shows, too. Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, Judge Maria Lopez. However, I think Judge Christina sucks a fat one. (Notice I don't have Cable)

Books:

Stephen King stuff, Bag of Bones, Cujo, Pet Semetary, The Girl who Loved Tom Gordon. My favorite book is Geek Love. Zomie books. I LOVE Shakespeare, sadly. Esp. Richard III, 2 Gentlemen of Verona, and A Midsummer's Night's Dream. I really like Chuck Palichu....uhh... I'm not even gonna attempt the spelling, but the guy that wrote Lulluby, and Fight Club, that guy. Zombie books! Jodi Picoult. Eaters of the Dead was really good. Brian Keene's stuff. I read pretty much anything I can get my hands on. Whether it's an essay someoene wrote on the internet, or a book I found in the garage, or the back of the shampoo bottle when I'm peeing... I just like to read

Heroes:

Firemen. I love firemen. They make me want to start fires just so they'll come over and I can wear and apron and bake them cookies. Sometimes when I see firmen, I grab my cat and throw her as hard as I can into a tree and then start crying- but they never stop and then my damn cat is pissed for days

My Blog

WOW DOOD

I feel bad when I clutter up everyone's bullitin page with stupid surveys, so I'll just post them on my blog- where they can live forever in infamy.   1. Who was your first prom date?I didn't go ...
Posted by gwen on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

Ask me if I'm a firetruck

Finish the sentences yourself. 1. I've come to realize that my last kiss.....  was with my dog.  He tries to sneak his tounge in your mouth when you're talking.2. I am listening to... CLUNK ...
Posted by gwen on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

WINDOWS

Help!  THe ONE time I get to a computer and the stupid bulitins are down.  Go figure. I need a Windows disk!  As soon as I can reboot my computer, I can have internet again.  Which...
Posted by gwen on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:25:00 PST

Kinky for NOTHING

Am I the only person enrolled in the "younger generation" who thinks Kinky Friedman is retarded? (And according to the voter splits, I'm still considered young, so eat it.)You've got to be kidding me....
Posted by gwen on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:57:00 PST

no whammy no whammy

think this one has been around once before... but what the hell...1.What does your MySpace quote mean?Hmm.. I don't remember what my myspace quote is.  So it's probably something very deep and in...
Posted by gwen on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 06:25:00 PST

25 things that make my crotch itch

Label it 25 Questions and spill your guts.1. First thing you did this morning? Cursed plauges upon the man who invented alarm clocks.2. Last thing you ate? Hungry Man tv dinner.  It's the healthi...
Posted by gwen on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:58:00 PST

stolen from my sister, just like her boyfriend

what can i say, i love surveys 100 THINGS.... repost this with your answers:1: First grade teacher's name: I think he mollested me in the bathroom.  But I like to make up memories. 2: Last word...
Posted by gwen on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:54:00 PST

Air Supply was Invented for Me.

Why have I become so pessimistic?  How come the world is such a sad place to me?  I don't think the world has changed as much as my outlook on it.  Humanity.  People.  How com...
Posted by gwen on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:33:00 PST

IM A BUSY POSSUM WITH RABIES

So busy.  Indeed.  Started the fall semester today.  I think I'm going to like it.  Lot's of literature classes, but eh.  I like to read.  No time for anything else, thou...
Posted by gwen on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:15:00 PST

veggie burgers give me gas

I've always been a big fan of meat.  I love it.  Hamburgers, chicken.  Especially fast food.  Not only am I a meat lover, but I'm also one of those people that make fun of my vegit...
Posted by gwen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST