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Shortnin' Bread

Save the cheerleader, save the world!

About Me

I live in an apartment in Dallas, TX with my favorite puppy Fulci and my black kitty Evilyn. I watch MANY movies, and that's about it. Sometimes I go to concerts, or shows as you kids call them these days.

Bands i've been known to play with -

Seamus Stout

My Interests

Movies (especially horror movies, especially zombie movies), zombies, music of all types, RUE MORGUE magazine, podcasts, Keith and the Girl , art, tattoos, cooking, Guinness, pirates, dinosaurs, megalodons, sharks, and pie.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Buscemi, Rob Zombie, Lux and Ivy (from The Cramps), John Waters, Steve Alten, Alton Brown, founding members of KNB/FX, Christopher Walken, Matt Groening, Denis Leary, Danny Elfman.

as for those who are dead ... Lucio Fulci, Joey Ramone, Freddie Mercury, GG Allin, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Max Schreck, Elvis Presley, Buddy Rich.

Music:

The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Misfits, Flametrick Subs, Ghoultown, Nekromantix, The Cramps, Reverend Horton Heat, Stray Cats, Elvis Presley, Eddie Cochran, The Clash, GG Allin & The Murder Junkies, 45 Grave, The Independents, The Meteors, Mad Sin, Horrorpops, GWAR, Leftover Crack, Dragonforce, Dethklok, Send More Paramedics, Flogging Molly, Gogol Bordello, The Adicts, The Damned, Alice Donut, Descendents, mc chris, Johnny Cash, Slim Whitman, Buck Owens, The Ventures, AC/DC, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, and various movie scores.

Movies:

The Exorcist, The Evil Dead, The Beyond, Battle Royale, City of God, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead '78, Day of the Dead, Texas Chain Saw Massacre (original), Undead, Shaun of the Dead, Severance, An American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, Nosferatu, The Abandoned, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm St, Sleepaway Camp, City of the Living Dead, Zombie, Zombie Holocaust, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Near Dark, Nekromantik, Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore), Dead Alive, Suspiria, Return of the Living Dead, Inside, The Monster Squad, The 'burbs, Apocalypto, Coming to America, The Goonies, Breakfast Club, Office Space, The Ref, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Old Boy

Television:

The Simpsons, Friends, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Sopranos, Carnivale, Frasier, Resuce Me, Drawn Together, Family Guy, American Dad, Heroes(!), Dexter, Weeds, Iron Chef, Good Eats, The Office (UK & US), 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Metalocalypse, The Sarah Silverman Program

and for older ones ... Punky Brewster, The Critic, Diff'rent Strokes, Roseanne, Cheers, Off Centre, Muppet Babies, The Munsters, Addams Family.

Books:

Meg, The Trench, Domain, Ressurection, A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, The Exorcist, I Am Legend, Animal Farm, Geek Love, anything that John Waters has written.

Heroes:

Lucio Fulci, George Romero, Tom Savini, Steve Alten, Buddy Rich, John Waters, Alton Brown

My Blog

The N Word

Last night I watched a documentary that had been in my Netflix queue for quite a while.  The subject of THE N WORD is pretty much self explanatory, but if you have not guessed it is about the wor...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

Family Feud

I'm watching Family Feud right now and I really cannot stand this show!  How can these families go on there, say some of the dumbest shit ever for an answer, then the rest of the family clap and ...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Stupid Americans

Here is the article, about which I will rant & http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2006-12-08-borat-la wsuit_x.htm___________________________________ Why are these people thinking this is go...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:40:00 PST

My Christmas Wish

Dear Santa, After going to Wal-Mart yesterday I have finally decided on my Christmas gift for this year.  While walking around I noticed quite a few people tooling around the jumbled masse...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:58:00 PST

grow up!

It's inevitable that people will bitch and moan when the weather turns bad.  Every year it's the same damn thing, and yet it never stops.  While I do hate my job as much, if not...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

the dangers of shopping

around this time every year the news begins to run pieces on how-to avoid being mugged during the busy shopping season.  "shopping at this busy time of year could make you a target ..."  NO ...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

a little bad, a little good

Well, there is bad and good in this so I'll go ahead and get the bad out of the way ... Why yes, it does relate to work - as if it wouldn't.  They did correct the word "remember" on the scroll...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST

Who needs spelling and grammar?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-11-13-text-speak_x .htmAfter I read this story while at work today I was a little annoyed at New Zealand but then I realized those kids will have no problem wo...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

the illiteracy continues . . .

a while back i posted some pics of bad spelling/grammar at my work, but here is a new update on that front.  after a heart attack scare at our building these are posted on all "qualified" manager...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

illiterates i work with

so, i have kept my blog free of bitching about how idiotic people can be at my work and only bitched to a few of my friends.  now that i have photographic proof i will post it for anyone else to ...
Posted by Shortnin' Bread on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST