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Rossini

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you wi

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My Interests

Music (writing, listening, playing, gigging), literature, theatre (writing & watching), films, Suicide Girls and other tasteful erotica, traditional pubs, good food, Dilbert , classic kids cartoons, complaining about the state of the world, plotting, board games, sobbing onto my huge pillow at night; drunk and alone, motor racing, The Onion- America's Finest News Source , Burlesque, killing......

Ross's sexual nickname:

"Master-of-Ceremonies"

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What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
You have a sexual IQ of 138

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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You scored as Democratic Socialist. You are a Demcratic Socialist! You beleive that the government should support programs like social welfare and that there should be a small gap between the rich and the poor.

Democratic Socialist


83%

Liberal


75%

Centrist


75%

Liberatarian


67%

Green Politics


58%

Communist


42%

Conservative


42%

Nationalist


25%
What is your political ideology?
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You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
Ahhhh, generic quizzes. So much easier than having a genuine personality........



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I'd like to meet:

Rossini's current impossible crush is on:

The beautiful Amanda Palmer of The Dresden Dolls



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Music:

Recently, I have mostly been listening to

    Lesbian Bed Death , and not the controversial Pepper Schwartz theory Jeff Buckley , especially the live material Antony and the Johnsons - I Am A Bird Now Muse - Absolution Rufus Wainwright - Want One, Want Two, Posies Queens Of The Stone Age - Lullabies To Paralyze Love - Love, Forever Changes Rammstein - Reise, Reise Annie - Anniemal The Futureheads - The Futureheads Henryk Gorecki- Symphony of Sorrowful Songs Various- Sugar In My Bowl (Vintage sex songs 1923-1952) Super Furry Animals - Love Kraft Johnny Cash - The American Recordings Images Of The Mellenium by Howard Snell The Twisted Melons - All of their stuff is greatSoviet Medicine - All of their stuff is great too The Dresden Dolls - Absolutely anything they have recorded Arcade Fire - Funeral The Wrens - The Meadowlands
Look, I put in links so you can hear it for yourselves, because I'm the sort of arrogant yet lonely prick who thinks people care what I think and want to be like me. You'd better start drinking, and slowly move the hair on your temples to your chin.

Movies:

In between downloaded Rocco Siffredi films and insightful debate on IMDB , I has mostly been watching

    Watership Down Shaun Of The Dead Vertigo Y Tu Mama Tambien Donnie Darko Secretary Jour de Fete Spirited Away Cradle Of Fear (which was truly f*cking awful) Akira Young Adam Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag Team America: World Police Flash Gordon, which is getting closer to being my favourite film ever with every viewing.

Television:

Digitiser , Planet Sound, Dark/alternative comedy (Black Books, Little Britain, The Office, League Of Gentlemen, World Of Pub), documentaries, news, classic dramas, tightly-written American imports (Arrested Development, Cheers, Frasier, Six Feet Under seasons 1,2 and part of 3), cartoons, education (O.U., Mark Steel Lectures), cheap late night erotica disguised as "a tense thriller" through poor reception on Channel 5, sci-fi, F1, rallying, the footie, Happy Tree Friends, South Park, The Simpsons, Lost, Doctor Who, Heil, Honey I'm Home(yes! it actually exists!), Big Train, Mastermind, Countdown, Around The World With Willy Fog, The Mysterious Cities Of Gold, Top Gear, The Crow Road.....

Books:

Currently on my "to read" list are

    David Mitchell- Cloud Atlas Banksy- War And Piece# Iain Banks- Inversions Helen Walsh- Brass* Some Eastern European gentleman- A Book of Puzzles William Goldman- The Princess Bride Andy Riley- The Bunny Suicides* Dante- The Divine Comedy# Milton- Paradise Lost#
* to read again because it was funny/gave me a bone-on
# to read to make me look clever/interesting

Also greatly enjoyed
    All Iain Banks Most Pratchet Walter M Miller Jr- A Canticle For Leibowitz Tolkien- The Hobbit@ All Roal Dahl Robert Harris- Archangel Douglas Copeland- Girlfriend In A Coma (read it while listening to Muse, gives you the creeps) The following magazines: Viz Esquire Arena Bizarre Word
Roger's Profanisaurus Ken MacLeod- the Fall Revolution series@ F*ck the Rings. Coincidently the last film I rented.

Heroes:


Davan, from the splendiferous webcomic Something Positive. All people I respect should start reading this. And from the beginning, you don't want to catch the plot developments by accident.
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Your results:
You are Daniel Craig Daniel Craig 55% Timothy Dalton 50% Sean Connery 49% Roger Moore 47% Pierce Brosnan 46% George Lazenby 45% The sixth actor to play Bond in the movies promises to be a more realistic, down toearth and not so perfect James Bond, while still being a sexy womanizer.
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


79%

Lara Croft


79%

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Indiana Jones


67%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

The Terminator


58%

James Bond, Agent 007


58%

William Wallace


58%

Maximus


50%

El Zorro


38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Blog

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Some thoughts on romance......
Posted by Rossini on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

Why the Roman Catholic Church could do with a massive boot in the baws

So Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor seems to have an issue with gay adoption. Good for him! I'm sure his concern is purely to do with the rights and wellbeing of the poor children, and that he's not be...
Posted by Rossini on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

Saddamnit, what a party! (I'm so sorry)

Ahhh, Sunday, bloody Sunday. Literally. Whoever thought hanging Saddam on Eid was a good idea is going to have a far, far worse hangover than I did on Monday. And my snot had turned black.Still, despi...
Posted by Rossini on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

Female To Male Transexual Pornography. And Rossini.

There's an interesting fellow in America by the name of Buck Angel, who to most people in the UK might be known as the ex husband of ex-professional dominatrix Ilsa Strix (who in turn is now married t...
Posted by Rossini on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

Cash and hokum

I have successfully found gainful employment. Sadly, this means I'll no longer be able to watch premium Oz soap headLand, which today featured a wastetrel character utter the be told ".... you watch t...
Posted by Rossini on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:22:00 PST

Everything you probably couldn't be arsed knowing about me.

---------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------x. Slept in your bed:Me, surely.x. Saw you cry:Don't know. Fuck, was it Essy?x. Made you cry:Long time since that's happened.x. You shared a drink with:Astr...
Posted by Rossini on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:04:00 PST

Concise do-all survery now located HERE

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:RossBirthday:YearlyBirthplace:CampbeltownCurrent Location:GlasgowEye Color:Blue.Hair Color:"Colour". It's spelt "colour".Height:6ft ish.Right Handed or Left Han...
Posted by Rossini on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST

Oh dear God how terrible......

.... and it predates South Park by so many years....DIET PLANRumour has it Rock Hudson was going to be starring in this......
Posted by Rossini on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST

JohnnyFest 2006! In Colour!

And so it was, that at Glasgow Cathedral, about an hour after I arrived, the boy Kev arrived in his undead vehicle to transport us to.....JohnnyFest 2006Now because of the twin problems of Rossini bei...
Posted by Rossini on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:38:00 PST

Having watched her performance again.......

Is it just me, or is anyone else obsessed by the thought of what Lordi's keyboard player looks like under the makeup?
Posted by Rossini on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST