Me And My Involvement In The Professional Demise Of Chris Tarrant. |
Mad philosophers ascribe to the view that if I fart, a butterfly in Japan will flap it’s wings or die or something.
The deranged warblings of a complete mental? Quite possibly. But what I think ...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST |
My New Business Project Goes Tits Up. |
I've recently leased a shop and transformed it into one of those new fangled 'pound shops'.After the inception of 'Poundland', 'Sound As A Pound' and 'Pound Planet', I wanted to give it a name that wa...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST |
The Black Soul Of M.B:Part Three-Barrymore Island. |
'I've been thinking about the whole Barrymore thing', I sobbed into my pint of blue Aftershock.'I think we're making the mother of all mistakes'. Archbishop O'Conlon tore into me with a zeal that bord...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST |
The Black Soul Of M.B: Part Two-When Good Cleric's Turn Bad. |
"You soulless, blackhearted, money grasping, scum swathing bitch of Satan. You know what that screaming minceball is capable of! Or maybe you want to be racked up on the coroner's slab spewing fluids ...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST |
'The Black Soul Of M.B' - Part One-'Humble Beginnings' |
I'd just been for my fortnightly waxing at 'Sacks & Cracks' and was rewarding myself with a slap up binge at 'La Trattoria Scusa', a super little Italian offering 'authentic cuisine at affordable&...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST |
You'll Never Guess What Happened On The Way To Work? |
You ain't gonna believe this! I was on my way to work this morning, zipping through the verminous ratholes of the inner city in my fanny magnet, when my 4 wheeled vagina moistener suddenly ran into tr...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST |
'Walkers'? Wankers More Like! |
My recent interview for the post of 'Head of Marketing' at potato based snackstuffs company, Walkers PLC went tits up! I'd progressed through the competency test stage and the initial interview stage ...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST |
How Much Would You Pay To Lick My Arsehole? |
I used to work as a bar manager at a boozer local to me. Infact, 4 of my 'Top 8' are people who I worked with during that period. Bar work is generally for transients. Uni students, people in-between ...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:03:00 PST |
Truancy Is A Bad Thing, Kids! |
Here's a fluffy tale to make you feel glad all over. I attended a comprehensive boys school in a distinctly working class area of Birmingham during my errant teens. The school was pretty dour, that I ...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:11:00 PST |
Strange Britain:10 Great British Facts You'll Struggle To Believe. |
What a queer 'n' quirky kingdom in which we reside, eh? The British Isles, eh? Queer, eh? Quirky? Hmmm? 'Isle' say.(Ho,ho!) So I've distilled ten 'fait accompli' that embody the very spirit of what it...
Posted by I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do! on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:47:00 PST |
