Eating a lot of wotsits, collecting carrier bags, working in the bingo, helping in the second hand shop because I get first choice on all the good stuff that comes in. I get a lot of my clothes from there, got a cracking pair of swimming trunks from there today. This man's wife handed in a lot of stuff because he died 2 weeks ago so he wont be needing them. She was quite hot had lovely grey hair and a nice broach, having strawberry bonde hair. I also like brushing my teeth on a special occasion.
I'd like to meet:
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Music:
I love the band Five, they are pure dead brilliant. Got a lot of dance moves for their songs that I practice in my room, got a good one where I wear a suit. I will show you sometime if you are lucky haha. I like a bit of Cliff Richard as well, Kathleen Procter-Moore is good and I love Bruce Springsteen. I hate rap music, my neighbour plays it all the time, I cant get to sleep, he bloody plays it at half 8 at night.
Movies:
Jesus Christ Superstar, what a film. My friend Mr Black says his is Rita, Sue and Bob Two and that I should watch it sometime but I havent even seen Rita, Sue and Bob One. Hes a bit silly, he spends alot of time with my mum, I really admire him
Television:
Songs of Praise or Newsnight or The Conservative Party Political Broadcast, I love you David Cameron. Not in a homosexual way, like that Elton John. I really like Deal or no Deal right now, I would love to go on it but I don't think I'd get the time off from the bingo. I also like Countdown. One time I got the conundrum; the odds of getting it are about a million to one! Question of Sport is brilliant, Sue Barker makes my friday night, Cliff Richard was so lucky to go out with her. Strictly Come Dancing, cant wait for that to start. One of my favourite shows of all time is Fawlty Towers, I love Manuel, "sorry mee-ster Fawlty" and I like Basil too "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Excellent, and of course the greatest sports programme ever, Transworld Sport
Books:
the bible or 'Chicken Soup fo the Bingo Caller's Soul'
Heroes:
Jesus, my mum, Tom from mypsace for having so many friends, Margaret Thatcher, Noel Edmonds, Philip Schofield, Murray Walker, Esther Rantzen.
