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Posted by David on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST |
God, you got the wrong one.. |
Dear God,Thank you for listenening to my prayers. Howver, I think that the recpetion might be a little fucked up. When I said."I wish that stupid cunt off of Top Gear would be in a life threatening c...
Posted by David on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST |
Shaving is rubbish but essential |
I hate having a beard and when i do i feel like the sloby jobles I am. SEE WHAT I MEAN? I should have a set of number underneath me like him, only im no a Pedo, or what ever he was is.And so ends t...
Posted by David on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST |
Im talking rubbish |
Let me give a lesson on how not to dispose of rubbish. So the most important thing is that it goes in a bin, easy you might think. UgfuckinUH!Look about, people think that if they put their stuff down...
Posted by David on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST |
Radio 1 prank call thing |
I missed this a while ago when it was on the radio but i found the link for it http://www.office-humour.co.uk/content/files/mp3/4498.mp3 (SFW)Soz if thats old news but i liked it, and wanted to share...
Posted by David on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST |
Pizza Corolla |
Hi, Well i feel bad because I hurt a foriegns feelings. I was drunk last night and went to pizza corolla on Buchanan street. (one of my bezzy streets in glasgow) And anyway I could tell that the gir...
Posted by David on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST |
Be fuckin polite you cunts |
"Firstly a big "Hey babes" to you all.
Quick thing, let me remind you all that when ever you are trying to get in a shop or on a train or in a fuckin toilet, you let the person thats "IN" come "OUT" f...
Posted by David on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST |
118247 |
You know that adver with James nesbit in it. The one where its "118 247"?Well my fav advert that he does is the one when he buys a sports car then his bird says "erm im pregnant" and he phones up the ...
Posted by David on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:01:00 PST |
soundalikes |
Whacko Jakos "Smooth criminal" and the kooks "she moves in her own way" sound v similar each other. What do you think?Think about the line "annie are you ok, are you ok annie" cause that the bit i hea...
Posted by David on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:45:00 PST |
Coma |
In the news today is a linda walker. She has got what called foreign accent syndrome.She is a Geordie , so apparently she has had a wee drop coma recently and when she got fed up being in a coma she w...
Posted by David on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:51:00 PST |
