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Kim Macaskill

KIM HAYES (formely known as Kim Griffin)

About Me

'21 year old Kim Griffin showed herself to be an imaginative, precocious writer and one to watch'- THE SCOTSMANEarthy and forward, she is a stand up comedienne that means to give the name 'Kimberley a good reputation again'. The only explanation Kim would give for this plan was 'Fucking pink power ranger destroying my childhood.'- The Brig

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THIS WEEK I HATE

Psychic ProgrammesIt's like, does anyone else think its a coincidence that every spirit in the otherworld wants to let their family know that they love them? I am fucking dying to see the episode wher...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:17:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

The couple upstairsThey just shag and shag and shag! It's like being being part of a threesome without giving consent. Although saying that, it's the closest to love I've felt in a while. I was remind...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:45:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

*This is not a funny blog, joke blog or well crafted funny diary, these are the moanings of a moody cow* RICH SPANISH CHILDREN I have a very Romeo and Juliet relationship with my bed right now-lo...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:41:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

Self-RespectSometimes it hurts way more to respect yourself in a situation where, for weakness sake, you would be happy to be walked all over for. This is based on some of my friendships, some I've ev...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:23:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

  *** Note, all of my blogs are not cleverly contsructed to read funny, I am just saying what's on my mind so don't expect anything other than the scrawlings of a moody cow.     Chancer...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:59:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

 The Glasgow-Aberdeen TrainMental amounts of respect to Austin Lowe,Andy Learnmouth, Gus Tawse etc who have to put themselves through this sick Scotrail spazz disco.  The train stayed in Dun...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

Taxi Drivers They are all laywers, politicians and psychologists and everything else we hate rolled in to one. If you ask a taxi driver to take you somewhere he doesnt know he will take you somewhere ...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:07:00 PST

THIS WEEK I HATE

Toothache: A recommended sleep plan that I tried out consisted of 2 cocodomol, 3 nurofen and whiskey, sprinkle a little bit of hope on it and voila-fuck all, it did nothing for me. It's that 5am ...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

This Week I Hate

Free Condoms You'll take them but how many free condoms are too many free condoms? when does it go from sensible to slaggy?I decided to take 2 of each flavour..like it will ever fucking matter. Also ...
Posted by Kim Macaskill on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:03:00 PST

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Posted by Kim Macaskill on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:03:00 PST