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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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4 Star Review in the Scotsman for 'How Do I Get Up There?'

Comedy review: How Do I Get Up There?Published Date: 15 May 2009 By Brian Donaldson****THE STAND, GLASGOWWHILE recent sketch shows on the telly have been hammered left, right and slap bang in the cent...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 03:47:00 GMT

Great Canadian Laugh off 2008

A review of the televised great canadian laugh off 2008 at yuk yuk's Toronto filmed for the comedy network http://www.theseriouscomedysite.com/showreview.php?r_id=1293
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:17:00 GMT

Max Ehrmann, Desiderata

Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste,and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possible without surrenderbe on good terms with all persons.Speak your truth quietly and clear...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:14:00 GMT

hair today gone tomorrow

Having already rid myself of my much beloved goatie beard for the rigorous demands of panto dame make-up, i feel i must wrtie this message of personal sadness and concern as i report that to...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:42:00 GMT