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Ailsa

About Me

{} I gravitate toward creative people. I like people who use their imagination and stand by their decision to do so. I admire people who don't mind getting laughed at, as well as along with. I like spending time with crazy people. I like spending time on my own. I write and perform stand up comedy. I like spontaneity and laughing the whole next day after nights out.I love the fact that my friends are never really at the same place at the same time, but if they were, it would be the best party ever.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

Into the darkness

Sometimes I prefer to avoid the lightAll the noises and all the shiteI'd rather walk,  street after street, Into the darkness, the more interesting people I meet.Gone are the days where the lights daz...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:19:00 GMT

New Year, New York, L.A, Tattoos and shiny things

So thank Fuck it's February. I was in LA for New year and it was amazing. Such a cool place and I can't wait to go back. Stayed with my friend Jason over there in Hollywood and saw loads of stand up, ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:17:00 GMT

Wee weirdo

Back to my wee weird self, sitting through hours of Twin Peaks has made me normal again. Even feel funny again. Obv not for everyone's taste, but wee cunts never are. Going to get back into stand up. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:07:00 GMT

All change

I have a new job, am selling my flat and moving, have come out of a relationship and am quite frankly rapidly cementing my functioning alcoholic status. I thought I would cheer myself up and buy a pu...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:59:00 GMT

Pig Shit

I live in the lovely area of Gorgie in Edinburgh. It is home to early opening bars that haven't been updated since they opened 50 years ago, ginger pigeons and the infamous Gorgie Farm. The idea...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:48:00 GMT

I am a happy little witch today, heres why...

I read a nice review at the weekend that Fern Brady from the Edinburgh University student magazine wrote. She said nice stuff like 'though her act kicks off on a deceptively innocent note, she quickly...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Edinburgh Festeeeeeval

So, the fringe is nearly over. We finished our show last weekend and i miss it a bit. I really enjoyed working with Rachel and Trace and think doing it so much made us better by the end. Our sets chan...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:41:00 GMT

OUCH

If anyone finds a shiny white tooth on Elm Row please can you return it to it's rightful owner. Me. You see, my tooth got lost as my face got smashed into the curb on Sat Night. I really liked that t...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:04:00 GMT

psychic

So i went to see a psychic last week. I have seen one before a long time ago and lots of things have changed for me recently so i thought having my cards read would really help, or just not. Either wa...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 13:27:00 GMT