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About Me

Born.Some stuff happened. Got caught in the rain when the weather broke Summer 1976, I've never forgiven the Sun, he should have never taken his hat off that day. Went to some schools, I was quiet and studious but realised early on that anyone can be an educated fool, from an uneducated school. Left - bye school fools! Started to work. Anywhere, anything, everywhere - apart from the following, which I have never done: Mannequin dresser for M&S Lingerie Department (which is a shame!) Taught myself guitar. Had a great time, partying '88/'89/'90/'91 and so on...Acid House is what you need....what year is this anyway?Switch. I perform Stand Up and co-run a nice comedy club in Aberdeen called Breakneck Comedy @ The Blue Lamp, which is a well respected jazz venue and THE best room for comedy in the entire NE of Scotland. We're starting to get really good feedback because we treat punters and performers alike with honesty and integrity, we're never underhand and we'll never put profit first. I'm getting better as a comic and writing constantly and looking forward to my first Fringe this year and meeting and connecting with other performers... .. ..Switch. Also in a band, have pulled off some decent support slots in my time - I like pulling extreme guitar faces as we release all that raw energy, make genres collide and go crashing through those ethereal barriers, like what they do in NME reviews. I make Electronic music, for the feet, for the head - and sometimes both. But not at the same time, safety first kids.I ride classic Lambretta scooters. I like vintage guitars and amps. I'm into films, music, books and art. There are things known, and things unknown - and inbetween are the Doris' on Reception..... pounds shillings and pence taught me everything I needed to know - thank you - don't be scared of your own reality ;)

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Oasis - response and reply

Dear Etlyn Thank you for replying to my query regarding the new 'Oasis' advertising campaign. I was sorry to learn that you found the 'sense of humour' employed in my query not worthy of comment. ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Warninks

Dear Sirs I am writing to question the moral validity of selling a product that actively encourages Satanism, namely your Warninks Devils Advocate? I remember as a child being given a ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Licking the lid of life

Dear Muller DairyAfter seeing the advert entitled 'Lick the lid of life' I decided I would invest a part of my life in licking one of your lids. My chosen 'vehicle' for this exercise was one of ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:49:00 GMT

Sugar Puffs

Dear Honey Monster Firstly can I congratulate you on over 30 years of successfully advising Mothers everywhere to inform their small children about 'the Honey' - it's nice to see a fictional ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Quaker

Dear Quaker This morning I came into work and one of my colleagues proudly boasted that he had 'well and truly got his oats' that very morning. After questioning him, it transpired that...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Oasis

Dear Coca-Cola Enterprises (Great Britain) LtdAfter seeing your adverts on TV for the Oasis drink with the tagline 'For people who don't like water' I rushed out to buy a bottle. Imagine my disa...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:45:00 GMT

Blue Sky Thinking

monica: OK we launch in 3 weeks people, we've reached critical mass this product isn't going to name itself. Piers? Over to you. PIERS: Monica. Thanks. Just one agenda point today to br...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:29:00 GMT

Desert Island Discs

5 LP's that I could not live (stranded)without: 1) Selected Ambient Works '92 - '95 - Aphex Twin 2) Endtroducing - DJ Shadow 3) Everyman and Woman is a Star - Ultramarine 4) Relics - A Transmat Compil...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:16:00 GMT

Where in the World....(Not) PC World

Went to buy a laptop power supply. PC World do not sell them. Not so much a World as a small Enclave, or Hamlet really eh? W@nkers.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:02:00 GMT

Tea

Tea is important. Tea is what seperates the Ape from Man. Never never never put the milk in first with the bag, this is wrong and is what people in Essex do. Bad bad bad. Make your t...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:39:00 GMT