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Jill Polestarr

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN POLEDANCING LESSONS OR HAVING A HEN PARTY PLEASE CHECK OUT www.polestars.net THROUGHOUT THE UK.I'm 29 - from Edinburgh. I Love to laugh and make others laugh, too. I love all kinds of music (play guitar) and I like to sing, film, loads of books. I love my work as a dance/fitness instructor. Done a bit of background/walk-on/voice over for TV/Film/radio, but when I grow up I want to be an actor or make people laugh. Oh, I teach pole dancing to women as a fitness alternative and fun. (did my picture give me away?).WARNING!!(DISCLAIMER) PLEASE DON'T ADD ME UNLESS YOU KNOW ME OR SOMEONE THAT KNOWS ME. AND ATLEAST SEND A MESSAGE TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF FIRST. TA, please don't be offended if I post sarcy of funny comments about you. www.polestars.net

My Interests

Teaching girls to pole dance (www.polestars.net) and TRYING TO write comedy(well,they go together don't they?more than you know!), just for fun AT THE MOMENT, been on the back-burner with all this pole carry-on!who knows? Will dig into the shoeboxes full of scribbled-on paper soon.he he. Done some background/walk-on work for TV/Film. Been trying to write comedy. UPDATE: Lost my stand up virginity in June07 at the Nivea Funny Women Awards - Edinburgh heat. I think I jobbied myself. OH, and lifting men's kilts.

I'd like to meet:

I think I have met who I needed to meet already :) !!NO 'HAPPY ADDERS' PLEASE! I'M GETTING F*CKING SICK OF IT. I AM NOT HERE TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN GET ON MY FRIENDS!!! HOWEVER, I DO ENJOY MEETING NEW PEOPLE, SO, INTRODUCE YOURSELF GODDAMMIT. AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! If you have not read this, I prob won't add you. And won't just be my friend cause I hang from a pole. And won't just send me pishy bulletins and don't really give a shit whether I'm their friend or not. And the dude who invented poledancing. Actually was it not cavemen? Aye, av seen the volvic advert.

Music:

THIS WEEK: DEVO!! Whip it! I love it :) Check the vid on youtube it's awsome!!Everything and anything from Metallica to Madonna. from Faith No More to Faith Hill. From S.O.A.D to Stevie Wonder. It really is that varied. Songs which make me cry, give me good energy or make every hair on my body stand on end!! My I-pod is a verritable cornucopia of treats!! except from That Daz from Eurovision. Where to Begin? Rock,metal,punk,ska,r'n'b,reggae,hip-hop,pop,chart,cheese,da nce,disco,80's. And Madonna - you name it! I will listen to it. Cannae stand boring/non-descript RnB choons that sound like they were only written to keep the track numbers up on the album (groans)

Movies:

JACKASS!! Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Japanese, Brazillian and French.........Anything that doesn't have people doing rude things with animals!!! HEE HEE

Television:

Again - comedy!!!Little Britain. Bring back Game On (no not Jack and Victor, that's Still Game, but I love them too)Oh, and obviously stuff I'm in. But prefer to read or watch dvds.STOPPED WATCHIN TV. SEEMS TO BE GETTIN CRAP. oh, the Sky at night. PATRICK MOORE IS NOT DEAD?!

Books:

Terry Pratchet, James Herbert, biographies, horny women's dirty books (Jackie Collins and the like).

Heroes:

Apart from my friends, not many people are really impressing me that much at the moment - apart from the guy who can breathe through his ears or the reliever of PMT?? Please get in touch x

My Blog

brain-dead

Another shit-coloured blog. LOL haven't done one of these in a while!! I look like I have shingles. Fuck! I am turning in to the singing detective. mmmmm, right sexy. Get the vaseline out. FFS!!! WTF?...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:28:00 PST

FOR THE LONGEST TIME...

..> ..> ..> ..>..> ..> ...I have been plodding on. Bored. Stuck in a rutt. Very down. Recently I have found myself, pulled out of this slump and have found a new lease of life. Some motivation...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:10:00 PST

My lucky drawers...well...socks, actually

After being lost for words (haha - now there's something you don't hear every day - whoop whoop) and finding NOTHING funny for goodness-knows how long, I have finally started writing again.After a rat...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:01:00 PST

Well I’ll be darned!!

..> Buchanan Galleries, Thursday. I overheard a Grandmother scolding her toddler grand daughter: 'HO! SHUT IT, OR I'LL BURST YER CHOPS' SECURITY!! C.P.S.!! Charming. I did laugh. ..>...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

Shiney Happy New Pole!!

..> Got my new X-pole today. I'm so excited. Been without my own pole for 18 month!! Getting in to some serious training!! Woo hoo.  Can't wait to put it up tomorrow. Friends are coming out of ...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:13:00 PST

NEW LIFE

Well!  I have been telling myself to get a life for ages and am finally doing it. A complete overhall!  I quit my job, moved house and I am having a ball.  All I need now is a lottery w...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Blank

I am blank. I need to be inspired. But am somewhat neglected at the moment. HELP...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:18:00 PST

Sportsman...

I saw a man wearing a DIADORA jacket the other day. Absolutely priceless. He would get a mint on ebay for that. I haven't seen one of them for a long long time and I still have tears in my eyes. Thank...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST

FRISKY

That's me. Today. WOO.
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST

AUG 22nd Off on my mate´s boat

BORED BORED BORED!! Been cloudy for a few days and I am working every night. So I am going on my mate Dave´s boat as he is as sad and bored as I am. Sonia: I just noticed your comment. I am here til s...
Posted by Jill Polestarr on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:39:00 PST