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Smutsig Roboten Flicka

The first time I used a coat hanger!

About Me

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follow azura81 at http://twitter.comME, WHAT CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT ME WELL UM, I LOVE TO TALK I TALK ALL DAY TO PEOPLE AT WORK THEN I COME HOME AND WANT MORE PEOPLE TO TALK TO.HOWEVER YOU MAY SAY TALKING IS GOOD BUT I TALK UTTER PISH!! I TELL POINTLESS SOMETIMES UNFUNNY STORIES THAT I EVEN I WOULD FIND SLIGHTLY ANNOYING.EVEN WORSE I TELL MYSELF TO SHUT UP.NOT THAT AINT GOOD AND I DO THIS ALL FOR THE FACT THAT I JUST GOTTA TALK TALK TALK I AM A SENSIBLE LOAN ADVISOR BY DAY..BY NIGHT IM A DEEP THROAT PIRATE..(boak!)...I LIKE TO THINK THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME CAUSE IF THEY DIDNT I THINK I WOULD JUST CRY. I TRY TO CARRY A SMILE WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GOT CAUSE HOW I SEE IT IS IF YOU SMILE THE WHOLE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU.. I CONSTANTLY GET HYPER WHICH ANNOYS FOLK AND MYSELF FOR THAT MATTER.I GET EXCITED OVER THE SMALLEST THINGS AND CAN FIND MYSELF WAKING UP EARLY IN THE MORNING GOING AND DOING WHAT I WAS EXCITED ABOUT GETTING VERY HYPER THEN I CRY CAUSE IM TIRED AND THROW UP DUE TO THE EXCITMENT YOU SHOULD SEE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY OR XMAS.I WOULDNT CHANGE THIS FOR THE WORLD HOWEVER AS IT MAKES ME SMILE AND ITS FUN TO GET EXCITED. IF I COULD GO BACK TO ANY AGE IT WOULD BE 16 GOSH THE MEMORIES,I WOULDNT CHANGE ANYTHING IVE DONE CAUSE WELL I WANT MEMORIES AND HOW ELSE WOULD I LEARN..UMM IM STILL WAITING FOR THAT ONE THOUGH..JUMP TO WHEN I WAS 17 GOSH THAT WAS A BIG JUMP GOIN TO THE ENGINE ROOM A VERY MUCH MISSED MEMORY..UNDERAGE DRINKING..SEEING BANDS..HEADIN TO LONDON TO SEE FAV BAND AND STAYING WITH THEM..SWOOONNNN..18 NOW ANYONE FANCY A QUICK FIRK IN FIRKINS,DANCING TO MS JACKSON HITTING THE GREEN STUFF N LEMONADE(THANX TO GILLY POPS) ON TO THE ENGINE ROOM AND SEEING BANDS AGAIN.. AHHH THESE MEMORIES IN MY HEAD WILL KEEP ME YOUNG... IM SLIGHTY WIERD, I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH GARDEN GNOMES, I LOVE THEM ALL THE GAY GNOMES COME TO MY HOUSE, THEY JUST TURN UP ON THE DOORSTEP WITH NO WHERE TO GO SO OF COURSE I TAKE THEM IN. I ALSO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH TEA SPOONS AND DEMAND THAT PEOPLE STEAL THEM FROM FAR OFF LANDS AND ALSO THEIR FRIENDS/FAMILIES HOMES.MY FAV THREE WORDS IN THE WORLD ARE OH MY GOSH! I CANT SPELL,I TALK TO FAST,IM EAST COAST,I LAUGH LOUD AT REALLY FUNNY THINGS,WHEN I GET SHY I GO RED AND EMBARASSED,I HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS CONSTANTLY,I EAT LIKE A PIG,I LOVE BANANA'S AND I WISH I HAD MORE BRAINS AND IM ALSO INCREDIBLY GULLIBLE SO IF YOU DO TELL ME SOMETHING AND I ASK YOU TELLING THE TRUTH THEN I GO NAH YOU LYING THEN I WILL CHECK AND CHECK AGAIN.FOOL THAT I AM!!!!! SOOOOOO IF YOU FANCY A CHAT ABOUT ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING MSG ME,IF YOU WANT A SPELLING LESSON WELL UMM GO SEE A SPELLING TYPE PERSON....MUAH!thanks alex for drawing this funky wee pic for me. I love it :) xVix and The Viking

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This is my dream house. Its perfect for me as you can see..

My Interests

MyGen Profile Generator GOING OUT WITH MY MATES,GETTING DRUNK AND FALLING OVER, GOING FOR WALKS,LISTENING TO MUSIC,MAKING THINGS OUT OF TOLIET ROLL TUBES AND STICK BACK PLASTIC..CHILLING OUT.THESE DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH LOVE.

I'd like to meet:

HMMM WHO WOULD I LIKE TO MEET, UM PEOPLE THAT WOULD MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH....OH A GROUP OF JESTERS OR IS IT A PACK OF JESTERS OR A SET?? THE MIND PONDERS..
OHHH MY SEXY SALAD, OF COURSE IT IS MISSING THE LASANGE.. SIGH SADLY THIS PLATE DIED LAST NIGHT :( IT WAS SAD, IT CRACKED UP AND I HAD TO SEND IT TO THE LOONEY BIN.. TEEHEE IT DID BREAK REALLY.BOOOHOOO!!! I DID NOT CRY THOUGH,I WAS STRONG UNLIKE THE PLATE

Music:

MyGen Profile GeneratorI LIKE: BETA BAND BLOC PARTY, BLACKALICIOUS, CARDIGANS, GWEN STEFFANI, NO DOUBT, WU TANG CLAN, THE KOOKS, THE KILLERS, OMD, SCISSOR SISTERS, THE RAMONES, GNARLS BARKLEY, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG, RAY CHARLES, THE JAM, ROLLING STONES, THE KINKS, FEEDER, DAFT PUNK, TAKE THAT (just checking ur awake,they are guff), DAVID BOWIE, DEAD OR ALIVE, CAPDOWN, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, MISSY ELLIOT, GUNS N ROSES, MEGADEATH, IRON MAIDEN, BLOODHOUND GANG, BLONDIE, DEATH DISCO, ORSON, ZERO 7, NINA SIMONE, MASSIVE ATTACK, DJ SHADOW, HANDSOME BOY MODELLING SCHOOL, KINGS OF LEON.I LOVE 80'S MUSIC CAUSE YOU CAN DANCE FUNNY TO IT, I LOVE SOUL SO I CAN SING TO IT, I LOVE JAZZ SO I CAN TAP MY FOOT AND BOB MY HEAD TO IT,I LOVE CRAZY POP SO I CAN SHAKE MY ASS, HIP HOP CAUSE I CAN BE GANGSTA PRANKSTA N GO BACK TO MY EAST SIDE ROOTS... MUSIC MAKES ME SMILE AND HAPPY INSIDE.. MY LIST WILL GROW LIKE JACKS BEANSTALK ONCE I ADDED THAT SPECIAL MIRACLE GROW.

Television:

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I LOVE THE GREEN WING,MY NAME IS EARL,NEIGHBOURS AND HOME AND AWAY DUE TO THE CHEESE FACTOR.

Books:

MyGen Profile Generator I LIKE LOADS OF BOOKS, I LIKE GURLY STUFF,I LIKE ERIOUS STUFF AND JUST STRAIGHT DAMN WIERD STUFF, JUST READ A BOOK CALLED "HEY BIG BIG HONEY" THANKS TO MY COUSIN WHO GAVE ME IT. ITS ABOUT BANGKOK BAR GURLS AND THE LETTERS THE MEN WRITE TO THEM AND A FEW BY THE GURLS.. GOSH ITS SOOO EASY MONEY..WORTH A READ THIS BOOK

Heroes:

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PEOPLE WHO ARE TRUELY HAPPY AND PEOPLE WHO WORKED THERE WAY UP FROM NOTHING.

My Blog

Ive moved to here: www.he-stole-my-virginity.blogspot.com

www.he-stole-my-virginity.blogspot.com
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

Another Jumble Sale of stuff (loads of pics)

Soooo my worked banned Myspaz and Bebo !!! it sux so bascially the will be the last of my myspaz blogs and checking of msgs for a while yeah.. So you can catch me back at my old blog Donna's kebab.. ...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

Bo!

You know, i love my profile song ! it makes me smile soooo much :) it gotta be up loud though !! so hmm what has been going on ? loads !! thats the answer. im back home for a week, watching the dogs ...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:51:00 PST

Its the simple things (pic)

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Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST

hollaaaaaaa

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />    Why are there so many bumble bees lying on the pavement? Is it because they are dying? My dad managed to kill a...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:22:00 PST

Gosh! this may make you slightly moist !

m8 if you felt l0ve in the 90's {ninties} you would be the new tuperware superstar Plastic b0xes would be a thing of the p@st .... you would be going   over these s0 if you got LuV for y...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:49:00 PST

What end of the bog brush?? it may tickle (with pics)

Today is pish easy, im sitting here bored ooot ma tits !! , (that's ned talk for work is quiet, I have nothing to do other than skive) Ive cleaned and ive chatted, ive netted and im wandered& now I ...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

whats the matter with you HEY! why you looking so fucking outrageously at me ! HEY !! fuck up

Lolzzaa lord! yes!.. so i watched that crappy ballroom dancing with the kids yesterday on Itv.. I like itv for one thing only really, harry hill on his youve been framed!! boy does he make me laugh ou...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

Bbz your cabbage looks a bit umm errr

Soo like i had this mega mega gid weekend!! Well friday was a bit boring like but still it was ok, i painted and glossed my bedroom, ran out of paint, blah moved my room about it looks good, I shall ...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

Blog thats a bit :( awwww no pics

Today believe it or not I was on the bus.. today I don't know if I wanted to be on that bus because well because of the convo behind me.. It was all rather depressing&   One woman was telling ano...
Posted by Smutsig Roboten Flicka on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:09:00 PST