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Das Krägen

About Me

Good evening.
This is the official Chocolate Jesus MySpace page.
Chocolate Jesus is an ill-adjusted Englishman now living in the lovely city of Dusseldorf.
Chocolate Jesus's manner is that of an overly opinionated, self-important, bitter, untrusting, impatient, indecisive, insecure, inarticulate, shy, boring, unfunny, cynical and twisted old arsehole with a jaunty side.
Currently reading: 'Dealing With People You Can't Stand' by Rick Brinkman.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you.Yes, you.

My Blog

Nostracraigus. My predictions for 2008.

1. One of the big web/technology companies will really fuck up and everyone will hate them for a while but forget about it within months.2. When we needed them the most, the music industry failed to b...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:41:00 GMT

Out of Contxt 2

Another phone clearout:-Nah. He's good but hot chocolate and my book on arms deals is better. Have fun tho. -Yes sir.-Lost ma wallet or maybe left it at home! On way back 2c! FUCKIN GREAT-Did u get 2 ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:43:00 GMT

Recipe for Elightenment. Serves 1.

What you will need:1 MP3 player or similar (preferably with minutes and seconds display).1 Set of headphones.Some candles.1 MP3 of 'Hocus Pocus' by Focus downloaded/ripped to MP3 player. Use only the ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Friends and family in the early 70s

The other day I received an envelope in the post containing nothing but a photograph, cut out of a newspaper, of some children playing in a paddling pool.I was immediately worried that just opening th...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:00:00 GMT

Extreme Sports

OK, so I've not blogged in a while, even though I've been to Japan twice since the last post and should probably have mentioned it before now.Anyway, this week I took part in the grandest sporting eve...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:35:00 GMT

Amedatoricalization

Due to the contemporised misapprehendatory activities of my currentual familiar and the feebalitory assistance by what shall hereby be referised as 'the system', our domicilic connectedness to the ele...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:44:00 GMT

Lets get excited! Eurovision is nigh!

Oh yeahh - its that time of year again when The Emperor Wogan guides us sarcastically through the absolute CREAM of European song-writing and musical ability.I've had a little glance of this years ent...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:59:00 GMT

Out of Contxt

My phone is telling that it's time to clear out some messages but before I do I'd like to share some of them with you or at least archive them in some inappropriately public way.I won't be naming and ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 14:21:00 GMT

The infamous Jenguin Story - Part 2

...continued...I was shown around Jenguin's strangely small flat, which consisted of a kitchen with a shower in it, a hallway and two rooms.Her room (she shared the flat with another girl and they had...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:33:00 GMT

The Infamous Jenguin Story - Part 1

Back in the day, before MySpace was a twinkle in Tom's eye, all we had was ICQ and PowWow.PowWow died a typical internet startup-meltdown death but ICQ soared and when I say 'back in the day' I mean I...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:45:00 GMT